[Closed] THAT way women take their clothes off??

generally speaking, Women take off their clothes

I stopped reading at this point, what was the question?

PeterPoddy
"A woman does this in a flowing elegant move, generally starting at the bottom, cross their arms, and pulling the T upwards, inside out over their head in a single move"

I do it like that. Always have.
Am I odd?

No, but i suspect you are gay. Best tell your parents, although i suspect they may have already guessed with that sort of behavior..... 😉

Oh, and, no i'm not a Peeping tom! (at my age, i'm now far more blatant than that......... 😉

Must be something wrong with me. I feel less of a man because I...

A) take my t shirts off from the bottom up so they are left inside out.

B) don't wear clothes until they're 'rank' they get washed long before that. usually after 1 solitary wear.

C) I take a clean t shirt to wear after a ride.

D)

cinnamon_girl - Member You're talking bollox!

It's an interesting topic, if only there was somewhere you could go to study this.....
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Have some of you been thinking about this all night?

This thread is really funny.

When I broke my arm last year, it quickly became apparent that I couldn't undress the upper clothing in the usual manner, this meant undressing like a man (hubby showed me how).
Blimey what a struggle that was. Our way is far better.

Women may have the bra off inside a top but we have the pants, trousers and socks off in one hit, leaving the pile ready to be pulled up in the reverse order the next morning.

I'm not the only one am I?

No it only took 10minutes, to save research time I only watched the videos with two ladies in them.

My research confirms that even when undressing each other they still did the crossed arm thing!

Bunnyhop
Our way is far better

And so it starts........... 😉

If the hive mind concensus is that it is something to do with Boobies, then i need to do more research. Can one do a Social Science PHD on the "Effects of Breast Size and Volume on female undresssing dexterity"???

Don't worry i'll be sure to include my resources. Namely: Benny Hill et al 1973

😀

I think ymmv depending upon body shape and cultural influence (sometimes regardless of gender). Can we apply names to different styles of de-garbing?

ie. the 'Behold The Eye of Sauron!':

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I've always taken my Ts off in the female (according to this thread) manner, kids insist on attempting the pull from the top way and quit often fail miserably. Only time I do the "bloke" method is when taking off a jumper or sommat in public without exposing my midriff (not wanting to excite the ladies obviously - nothing to do with muffin tops)

Although women, in general, take off their jeans or leggings, socks and knickers in one swooping motion, leaving them in a tangled, unholy mess, requiring varying amounts of untangling time at the washing machine.

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nice find, first person to post a similar vid with STW Tshirt and ubiquitous forumite beer belly wins a prize

Women are rubbish at flicking their underpants off the end of their toes and catching them on their heads, in my experience.

You need to check your research

His ... results in the t-shirt still being the right way round

I like her way best.

In case this is still going on the 23rd I'm passing through London town if anyone is going to fund a research mission.

Miss Houns does

Mmm

Thats a bit gratuitous 😕

D0NK

no woman (who is not being paid to do it) in history has ever taken her shirt off like that.

er, perhaps you are just not hanging out with the right kind of women??

 

Miss Houns does

I've been sat in this hospital bed for some one now, studying those boobs.

They don't wobbly AT ALL. I suspect they might not be entirely natural. Still, better than Candy Crush Saga...

Rachel

As if anyone on Singletrack has ever seen a woman take her clothes off.

Seems like mods don't like ladies with t-shirts off after all........

I have to say, it lasted about 10x longer than i thought it would.

[quote=allthegear dijo]I've been sat in this hospital bed for some one now, studying those boobs.
They don't wobbly AT ALL. I suspect they might not be entirely natural. Still, better than Candy Crush Saga...
Rachel

I don't know, he's quite buff. I'm watching it surreptiously in the office. BTW I thin they're referred to as "pecs" on men 😉

I'm going with real

They don't wobbly AT ALL.

Seems like mods don't like ladies with t-shirts off after all........

I'm surprised this thread has lasted as long as it has with only blokes taking t-shirts off, and I'm sorry but that fat bloke removing his t-shirt has now scarred me for life 😯

If I complain about seeing that chap take his shirt off will that be taken away too?

Oi, I resemble that comment... 😯

it's this ^. Boobs get in the way of (almost) everything...

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Is it like parking?