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[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7690126.stm ]Pimply hackers[/url]
Herons have 12 lungs.
A banana is, in fact, a species of fish.
Grey is the new Black
Robots are scared of tin openers
I'm telling the truth!!
The Queen Mother was once arrested for fly tipping.
Dogs were really invented for kicking.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open
john major actually has a pair of wings, and wrote the music for the Bodyform adverts.
Yellow has the highest coefficient of friction of all colours.
Human sperm is slightly radioactive
back to the OP, '[i]Symantec researchers have collected many examples of teenagers who have managed to cripple their own PCs by infecting them with viruses they have written.[/i] Lol!!!! how funny is that!!!
Daleks wear high heels
Ive lived next door to a chap who went on to murder three people.
Chiropodists supply Fray Bentos with 'Beef'
Daleks wear high heels
^ That's the best one imo.
I didn't know that, and yet somehow I feel that it's important to know.
The credit crunch is government propoganda.
@axroads I've shared a tent with two guys who went on to murder three people. They'd got away with the first, smothering an old lady in her bed, which had initially been put down to natural causes. The mistake they made was that next time they did the same to a couple. Anyway I was their patrol leader in the Scouts which is how come I was sharing a tent with them. One was a right nasty bastard even then and the other was not really all there.
Captain, a genuine interesting fact about the banana tree is that it's a herb, the world's largest.
BluTack is made from Smurf poop
Surf is smurf dandruff
The trade in smurf dandruff ruins lives.
little weed grew into arnold shwarze****
The soup dragon wasn't made out of soup.
Bunnyhop, really ?
A duck's quack has an echo
A Victoria West Core is not a crude Acheulean handaxe, despite the apparent similarity. Something to ponder, I think.
avdave2, that is horrible. Kind of scary to think you shared a tent with two such sick ****ers.
One of my classmates at school murdered someone. Mind, I've actually known people who've gone on to commit some really evil and sadistic crimes. Makes you wonder about people....
It is impossible to lick your own elbow.
See? Told you!
I'm tired now, time for by bys
Who knows where my rosemary grows?
Can a bearded man tell a barefaced lie?
does an ill wind blow through a hospital corridor?
I can lick my elbow.
Is this a rhetorical question?
[i]Mr Boyd's action to shut down one wannabe hacker, using the name YoGangsta50, was so comprehensive that it wrung a pledge from the teenager in question to never to get involved in petty hi-tech crime again. [/i]
No. Comprehensive would be to have the little shite commit Harri Karri with a half a CD-ROM Disk.
MrNutt - Member
I can lick my elbow.
No, you [i]can't[/i].
You may think you can, but in fact, you are sadly deluded.
Come on, now, it's time to go with these nice people; they'll look after you from now on.
there's a river/stream on Wimbledon common called 'The Womble'
My brother was in cub scouts with a lad who went on to bludgeon his own mother to death with a wine bottle because she wouldn't lend him her car. He also used to drink in the same pub as a guy who killed his girlfriend, dismembered her body and ate some of her legs.
Lego are the world's biggest tyre manufacturer.
"the world's biggest tyre manufacturer"
that's funny, the one's I've had from them have always been less than 2cm in diameter.
[i]a guy who killed his girlfriend, dismembered her body and ate some of her legs.[/i]
what was she, a centipede?
>a guy who killed his girlfriend, dismembered her body and ate some of her legs.
When the post-pub munchies strike what's a bloke to do if the fridge is bare ?
I'm not wearing any pants.
"there's a river/stream on Wimbledon common called 'The Womble' "
I knew that.
"there's a river/stream on Wimbledon common called 'The Womble' "
I knew that.
It's not just duck quacks that echo....
there's a river/stream on Wimbledon common called 'The Womble'
Are you absolutely sure? There is a River Wandle, which goes through Wandsorth and then down past Wimbledon, but I've never heard of a River Womble, unless it's something that's been named after the Wombles.
Seems like the Scouts isn't perhaps the healthy activity for young boys,after all...