Top tip - if you find yourself at an unfamiliar pool with poolside showers DO NOT start chatting to your mates then forget where you are and drop the speedos to shine the family jewels. Lesson learned by a friend of mine, fortunately not in a public swim session.
Posted : 08/04/2013 6:19 pm
I'm not sure what's more disturbing - the fact that he grabbed your tackle, or the fact that you have a wang shaped like a door-handle...
Can I just clarify that the door handle looked somewhat like this:
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Only bigger, much bigger.
And nothing at all like this (despite what any witnesses or photo evidence might suggest):
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Posted : 08/04/2013 7:08 pm
Isn't it fulfilling its primary purpose in that case?
Really? I'd had it drummed in to me since school days that the sports towel's primary purpose was mercilessly whipping the bare skin of other poor sods. Usually me.
Posted : 08/04/2013 7:10 pm
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