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Well, what's taken you back of late?

I've a small business (insurance brokers, office/shop type affair) and take my dog into work. Dog was having a sleep by the couch when someone comes into the office. A customer me thinks.
'Morning' says I. This particular lady doesn't even look at me, just strolls across to the dog, lies on the floor and has a cuddle.
Fair enough think's I 'she does like a bit of affection. How can I help'. Lady then tickles dog, has a role around on the floor with it, blows a raspberry on it's tummy and then leaves (without the dog).
We're (the dog and I) just staring at each other thinking what was that all about.

Fair enough, not the strangest thing in the world but blooming odd.


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 1:57 pm
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Bizarre!


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 2:05 pm
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Your just jealous ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 2:06 pm
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I posted it earlier in the week, but this is 'normal' at our work apparently...
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Posted : 29/05/2015 2:07 pm
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like (in a "what a weirdo" kinda way)


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 2:08 pm
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Charge her by the minute next time: fair dibs to the dog.


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 2:08 pm
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Is that woman a lot further away than 'bin bag man'?


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 2:10 pm
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She just wanted to retriever quote.

(I'll see myself out)


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 2:15 pm
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Is bin bag man massive or the lady tiny?


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 3:38 pm
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Perhaps she'd had a disappointing trip to the zoo expecting to see lots of dogs and found only one? It was a shih-tzu.


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 4:26 pm
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OP - was she fit? I'd be laying in the dog basked in one of those dog onesies* ๐Ÿ˜€

*May deter kosher customers though


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 5:06 pm
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A dog at work rocks. FACT.


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 5:26 pm
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I need to know whether he's huge/she's tiny/both.


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 6:37 pm
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She looks smaller because she's not wearing a hat (obvs)


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 7:10 pm
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Fair enough think's I 'she does like a bit of affection. How can I help'. Lady then tickles dog, has a role around on the floor with it, blows a raspberry on it's tummy and then leaves (without the dog).
We're (the dog and I) just staring at each other thinking what was that all about.

Your laughing now - wait til you get you credit card bill. Always a bad idea to leave a dog unattended in the office and especially anywhere near a phone or PC and your wallet. The minute your back is turned they just blow all your cash on escorts and sausages.


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 7:12 pm
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[s]coke[/s] Sausages and hookers,

Dirty boy, go to your bed.


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 7:23 pm
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I need to know whether he's huge/she's tiny/both.

Both. 5' on the left, 6'6" of prop on the right.
At 6' I tower over her, and feel ickle next to him.


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 9:07 pm
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[obscure]

...I am 'middle class'...

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Posted : 29/05/2015 9:34 pm
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Dirty boy, go to your bed.

I get tired of hearing that.


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 9:35 pm
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Lerk, not that obscure ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 29/05/2015 9:39 pm