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OK I've kinda had a secret softspot for them and my local bar as a resident Stiffy that always sits with me every time I go in which made me think. Why not?
Tips? Anything congenital etc?
Best STW autocorrect ever
Did you sit and stroke it all night?
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Thanks for making me spit my tea all over my keyboard OP. 😆
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Make sure you keep it on a lead when walking it..
(h)as a resident Stiffy that always sits with me every time I go in
There's a lot of that in the news. Have you tried counselling?
Just the tip?Tips?
You should cherish and stroke your Stiffy every day as it won't be there forever and when it's gone you'll miss it soooo much...
I have a soft spot for my Stiffy as well, it loves some attention and a stroke.
Remember, a pet is for life not just the morning.
Make sure you keep it on a lead when walking it..
Does that help?
I think "walking" was another autocorrect.
Very popular pet. Reminds me of a rude poem about "my secret puppy with the wet nose".
Well done bear, good way to start the day on the forum 🙂
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you'll probably find it troublesome taking it for a wee in the morning.
Oh, it's one of those hilarious threads with a latter changed from the original.
Should have known it was too good to be true.
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[quote=chakaping ]I think "walking" was another autocorrect.
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Just be aware of 'rescue stiffies'. They will have often been misused and trained to fight other stiffies. As a result you need to pay them a lot of attention.
Cock fighting is illegal in Britain.
Oh, it's one of those hilarious threads with a latter changed from the original.
Was that intentional or Muphry's Law in action?
Haha. Not intentional.
My best friend too. But remember a stiffy is not just for Christmas.
We had one but I had it put to sleep after the birth of our first child
As long as you don't beat Nancy to death with it like Bill Sykes
Actual tears of laughter.
Apparently they're not very good with kids.
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They can be great fun one day and a nightmare the next getting you into all sorts of trouble, and probably best if you don`t let strangers stroke it when you are out and about!
The local yoot seem to walk round with them on display as if they're a totem of their masculinity. I'm always tempted to walk up to them, give it a pat and say "he looks like a friendly little chap, is he house trained?"
They can be great fun one day and a nightmare the next getting you into all sorts of trouble, and probably best if you don`t let strangers stroke it when you are out and about!
Why do you say that?
If anyone wants the puppy poem...
http://www.poetryinternationalweb.net/pi/site/poem/item/13604/auto/0/A-PUPPY-CALLED-PUBERTY
Oh Lord...amazing 😀
Morning mrlebowski, I'm confused ,did you read the thread title?
Oh well done on finding the poem, Ian.
Gosh I am impressed I could remember that, it was heard on a latenight edition of a radio 4 poetry programme in about 1999.
There was another good one called "My Black Triangle" but its rather off topic for the thread.
Gotta go, going to try to convince my girlfriend to let mine off the leash this morning 🙂
Good find that Poem.. 😆