[Closed] Starting every sentence with "Bollocks"

So, you don't like it?

Well I can't say I've noticed.

Unless it's someone's name I would say that it's actually grammatically impossible.

Bollocks, bollocks, my bollocks are so itchy.

(sentence structure is wrong though).

Bollocks to that.

So much bollocks from Yak; so much onions from Anthony Burgess:

Then, instead of expensive mouthwash, he had breathed on Hogg-Enderby, bafflingly (for no banquet would serve, because of the known redolence of onions, onions) onions. ‘Onions,’ said Hogg.

Some things it works for, I’m sure!

Mind you, in some situations, it really, really doesn’t…

Bollocks I’m sorry for your loss.

Rachel

When Hammyuk does handstands

Bugger is Better

😀 Rachel

I think you have to live in the world of Modern Toss for this to work...

Will this be the strapline of the team sponsored by the pornographers?

hmmmm.. Yeah I can see this working

You should have cause for concern if the person in question only starts each sentence with bollocks when responding to you though 😆

So basically every sentence of mine today has started "aww ffs", which is not very far from the OP

So basically every sentence of mine today has started "aww ffs"

^^^^except for this one - even a highly trained media manipulator gives themselves away sometimes - you need some bollocks training

Bollocks! Shite! Jugs! 😆

Look, it's not the end of the world is it?

So, you find it irritating do you?

Bollocks!

Me mates used to teach me Brit slang ... took me many years to understand the meaning of "Snatch" and "Box" ...

They refused to explain in detail but asked me to ask the girls to explain instead ... dammit! 😯

😀 Rachel

Agreed, fine work 😀

Essentially, I don't care.

So, if I was to care......

Bollocks it most certainly is.