My 10yr old nephew is visiting just now. ****ing spoilt we shite will do nothing for himself.
Can I throw him in the river?
YES YOU CAN
Metaphorically yes, physically yes if you are strong enough, legally I doubt it.
Suggest you adopt the same attitude - hunger, thirst and the need for a pee will motivate him (am hoping he can do the latter for himself!!)
Of course.
take him to the zoo. He'll appreciate it and you know it brings the best out in you...
Use him. Persuade the lad to get a few XTR bits off CRC and then when he's gone to bed, swap it all for your shagged XT stuff.
ChiChing!
Just read he's ten, above is the plan I have for my spoilt rotten 12year old kid brother.
I know what I'll do. Football down the park and volley it at his head...
pah, young kids shouldn't be a problem for zoo-fighter.
hand the kid a towel.
zoo-fighter
PMSL
Sit him down and show him Slumdog Millionaire...
just so that he knows what life could be like.
Here's your chance to re-dress the balance.
I look after my nephew alot. He is slightly spoilt, so I make sure he learns all about charity ( buying stuff in charity shops). He isn't allowed to get away with much and unlike most other aunites, I don't spoil him.
He has to eat the food I give him. No telly ( except the odd video, he loves Danny Macaskill).
Instead I give him time and attention ( not all the latest gagets) and lots of love.
God I bet he hates going to visit his boring aunt 😉
Call him Valerie for a short while, that'll really mess with his head, . .
. . . . plus he's unlikely to ever want to visit again!
clubber- he only comes to stay with me 'cos we take hime mini mtbing.
be my guest
