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Who's excited? I am!
Sunday pub lunch, GP on record, come back and digest.... 😀
going to be sweet, rain predicted during the race
Actually I can watch it then go to the pub. Sweet!
My predictions from last night:
Wet race. Big pile up at the start. Alonso avoids all the trouble; wins from restart. Hamilton punished for deliberately trying to chop across Webber, which caused the accident. Disqualified from next race, docked 50 points. McLaren then later found to have illegal bits on Hamilton's car; disqualified from WC. Button doesn't have illegal bits as McLaren favour Hamilton. Hamilton lies to disciplinary hearing, gets found out, banned from rest of season. Alonso wins next 6 races too to take WC from Vettel, Button and Massa. Webber stuffs it up at every race, gives up before season is over. Whinges a lot. Goes into Touring Cars. Hamilton renounces British nationality, becomes American citizen. Ron Dennis jailed for sex offences too disgusting to describe on a family forum. Eddie Jordan's wig goes renegade, bites a child's face. Calls for tougher laws on wigs in every nation in the Free World. Coulthard finally snaps, kicks Jordan's head in. Jake Humphries records kicking on iPad. Skoda announce F1 team for 2011. Richard Branson gives up on all the shite drivers at Virgin Racing, puts self in car. Gets podium in Brazil. Max Mosely follows in uncle's footsteps, stands as UKIP leader. Caught inflagrante with Black Jewish prostitute. Said prostitute reveal amazing talent for painting; wins Turner Prize. But best of all, Murray announces return to F1 commentary, claiming 'that c**t Legard is a -king w-ker; I'll show the amateur how it's done'.
[b]GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b]
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Looking forward to this race. Spa is one of my favorite tracks.
Will they all make it round the first corner? 😀
😆Eddie Jordan's wig goes renegade, bites a child's face. Calls for tougher laws on wigs in every nation in the Free World. Coulthard finally snaps, kicks Jordan's head in. Jake Humphries records kicking on iPad.
Ooh, short sharp heavy rain in 8 mins
It's raining! Woo hoo!
spitting on the formation lap
what a start
heavy rain lol
Bloody hell 😯
Wonder who alonso is going to blame for that
Bonkers!!!
This is ACE!! 😀
Mike Whitmarsh "Its going to rain towards the end of the race".....
Yeah right !!!
someone needs to crash in the pit lane
Booooooo, safety car
That ferrari is tough!
What a ****in moron
Vettel = T wat...
What a dick head
*Waits for Christian Horner defending Vettel to the hilt and nailing the blame firmly at Buttons door for his choice of line despite him being in front*
What a cock Vettel is...
dammit I go and make a brew and miss the action...FFS
21st place to SIXTH!!
One season or so ago I really liked Vettel. Pity he's turning out to be as much of a cock as that other kraut showed he still can be...
ok, so for people who dislike hamilton, i make that vettle driving into people x 2 hamilton x 0
elfunmuppet will still find a reason as to why it was all Hamilton's fault...
3.6sec tyre change 😯
agreed. vettel = complete muppet
I said the other week Vettel is a shit "racer" - I see no reason to change my mind!
I think Vettel cannot handle pressure very well, great when out in front but bloody suspect when has to mix it
It was all Hamilton's fault.
that force india is quick up a hill
Definately. It's his race to lose though now
If i were mclaren mechanics i'd be in the pit lane shoot the german with a bb gun
KARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karma's gonna get ya
justice is done for vettel. how many more peoples race does he want to ruin
Oh look, he's been a cock again!
****ing Vettel - ****ed Liuzzi up.
On the plus side it looks like he'll be out the running now!
yup, Vettel is a total ****
ooo and now he's got a puncture...karma 😆
after he took out leuzzi
Well my point is proven
red bull team should cop a fine for his shit
Reckon he'll need a hanky to dry his eyes too!