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Gotta love a slice of Willy Ham. 😀
Cheese = meat ?
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as
(Parklife)
And morning soup can be avoided if you take a route straight through what is known as
(Parklife)
John's got brewer's droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of him
(Parklife)
Who's that gut lord marching, you should cut down on your porklife mate, get some exercise
Anything by Porkwind
Fillet Your Heart
Er, Fried chicken
Consolidated - Meat meat meat and meat, apologies to the vegetarians
The Big Rump. From Push the Mutton
Air Supply - Bacon love out of nothing at all.
Hot Chocolate - it started with Haggis.
@theotherjohnv,
I don’t think that Morrisey was a militant vegetarian, but with a song like “that yolk isn’t runny anymore”, he was quite possibly hard boiled.🤪
Lionel Richie:
’Halal, is it meat you’re looking for…’
(Harry Hill)
Lard - The Power of Lars
Don McLean - American Pie
Abba - Chipolata
A Tripe Called Quest - Can I Pig It?
And of course anything by Prince
Mike and the Mechanically Recovered Meat - The Liver Years.
Baloney the Lonely
fun fact - Chicken Heads bpm is exactly in sync with a 45rpm record so can be used for Needle Drops
KFC Soundsystem?
Destinies child wrote the lyrics:
The watch you're wearin', Alf Garnett
The house I live in, Alf Garnett
The car I'm driving, Alf Garnett
I depend on meat
The Chemical brothers - where do I bacon?
Coming to a frozen lasagne near you…
The smiths: ‘pretty girls make gravy’
‘the braised brain’.
Britney Spears ‘oops I ptarmigan’.
Anything by ‘doves’ and ‘the swans’.
None more meaty.
Morrisey and Johnny marr are staunch vegetarians, but were Mike Joyce and Andy rourke carnivores?
“If you're wondering why
All the love that you long for eludes you
And people are rude and cruel to you
I'll tell you why
I'll tell you why
I'll tell you why
I'll tell you why
You just haven't learned to make gravy
You just haven't earned it, son
You just haven't learned to make gravy
You must simmer and stir for a longer time
You just haven't learned to make gravy
And I'm telling you now”
Who knows🤪
More smiths…
‘This Parma ham’
‘Shiela take a cow’.
‘The kids are grilled, right?’
Get Up Offal That Thing - James Hash Browns with bacon and eggs
Gerry Raffertie - Bacon Streak
I'm assuming meat is involved:
Paul Simon ‘you can call me halal’
Sirloin mixalot
All together now.. I like big rumps and I cannot lie!