Someone I work with is behaving atrociously. WWSTD

Kettles on, just getting comfy.

What does the contract say?

I take it youve already weed in their shoes/ put laxatives in their coffee?

A quiet word in their ear to say their behaviour has been noticed and others are grumbling about it, leaving you no choice but to escalate unless its immediately remedied.

That is, if you care about or are responsible the issues, it’s impact on others and aren’t merely envious of the fact they are getting away with it and your aren’t.  In which case, mind your business.

This is going to be about the government/NHS I reckon.

*wonders which of my colleagues Kramer is*

Do we really need another politics thread?

Time for a bit of management 🙂  Perhaps performance management

It's your new bike isn't it? Mine does the same.

I'm assuming you have the frozen sausages already. Is this going to be one of these posts where it turns out it's a pet dog? Or Israel? Or Starmer?

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This is going to be about the government/NHS I reckon.

Oh yeah, this.

So, you're having trouble with your insurance company........

Is it the cleaning lady? If not then you need to get together and tell it like it is. I walked out of my very first job after 6 years, due to one person doing sweet FA and getting paid more than anyone else.

Thames Water

what do I win?

Is it Serco

Independence !!

Directs complaints for their failings towards us
Fail to help out even when asked directly
Takes more and more money from us every year

What's the dynamic here, are you their manager, are they a contractor, are they a third party supplier?

Your patients?

I'm guessing teenager

Who is the current Health Minister???

Sounds like they've got it sorted.

send then to the doctor.... 🙂

Stop giving them money

What’s the dynamic here, are you their manager, are they a contractor, are they a third party supplier?

They're a fellow professional, with contractor status with professional obligations.

Didn't know that you worked alongside Boris Johnson

Locum.

Do you work in the constituency office in Clacton?

The wife?
RM.

Contractor? Tell them not to come in next week (after sorting a replacement Locum.). They sound like a total waste of space. 

Hoof them in the slats/bawbag. Then bum their dog with a frozen sausage.

That'll learn em.

Call them a bag of useless tepid and festering congealed manfat?

Call them a bag of useless tepid and festering congealed manfat

Or 'Boris' for short

Poo in their piece box. You can always escalate from there

Contractor? Don't renew contract.

Are you a contractor too?

Flippin legal minefield.

I can see that you have a grievance if they complain about you the hand that pays. But do you have a legal right to complain about them?

Or are they contracted to you. Then don’t renew at the next opportunity

Contractor?  Issue a DCM.  (Don't Come Monday.)

Unless it's one of those govt contractors in the movies. Without a past.

Are they a cat?

Oasis reunion tour falling apart already?

This person a partner?

complicates things

Doesn’t the company have a formal way of dealing with this? Mine does, and it’s an arms length government agency.

1. Set performance targets

2. review after n months

3. If the targets are not met, put them on a performance review.

4. Repeat 3 times

5. sack them.

Teenager?

Or the team in charge of ensuring the STW site runs smoothly?

Club hammer in a dark alley?

All very cryptic, not sure I can hang in til the season finale.

Is it farage or rees mogg?