Just because I insisted that Jesus spoke with a lisp.
It was a right slap in the faith.
U lucky bathtard
I did run into one once during a Sunday service when I was a kid and shout ‘by the power of greyskull” while holding a toy sword.
my favourite singer has a lisp
thmokey robinthon
I did run into one once during a Sunday service when I was a kid and shout ‘by the power of greyskull” while holding a toy sword.
Oh! The he-manity!
What can think the unthinkable?
An Ithberg.
You mean "thlap in the faith".
Aged 7 I was teaching my big sister how to wink during prayers. I then blurted out very loudly "No not like that". The vicar suggested to sis that I was a bit young for the big church. So since then it's been christenings, weddings and funerals only.
Two nuns went for a bike ride, and turned down a cobbled road.
One said, "I've never come this way before"
You didn't suggest his Dad was a whoaman as well did you?
You mean “thlap in the faith”.
No cos it was Jesus who had the lisp not me, 'slap in the faith' is a play on words type of thing.
The Thunder God went for a ride,
Upon his favourite filly,
"I'm Thor!" he cried
but his horse replied
"You've forgotten the thaddle, thilly!
Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when along came a flasher, who stood in front of them and opened his raincoat to bear all.
The first nun had a stroke.
The second nun had a stroke.
The third nun couldn’t reach.
No cos it was Jesus who had the lisp not me, ‘slap in the faith’ is a play on words type of thing.
Well that's me put in my place. Fair enough.
jesus christ went to an inn,handed the innkeeper some nails and said can you put me up for the night
merry xmas 👍
Two nuns in the bath.
First nun: 'Where's the soap?'
Second nun: 'Yes it does doesn't it.'
Bugger!!!
