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[Closed] Smoked oysters in a can. No, just don't.

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Jesus.

Like slugs soaked in an ashtray. I gave them to the cats and even they said jeff off.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:07 pm
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Oysters should be as fresh as possible not canned or preserved.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:12 pm
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Thanks for the heads up, I was seriously considering it!


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:13 pm
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I used to have a policy whereby every week when I did the shopping, I brought something I had never tried before. Smoked, canned oysters was not one of the success stories.
Even worse however was the lumpfish caviar, ive never tasted anything so vile in all my life.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:14 pm
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*puts tins back on supermarket shelf*


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:17 pm
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Canned octopus is up there for rank, fishy rubberiness. Yeuch.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:20 pm
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I didn't mind the canned octopus, the canned squid in ink sauce just looked horrible.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:22 pm
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canned
smoked
oysters

nope, still waiting for anything that might imply something good


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:24 pm
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Could be worse.

http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_the-6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:30 pm
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the canned squid in ink sauce just looked horrible.

I love this stuff.

I like canned smoked oysters too.

And lumpfish caviar come to think of it.

I think I might actually be a dolphin.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 8:32 pm
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I've been drinking beetroot juice recently, which is a bit rank.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 9:28 pm
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Made a pasta bake with canned octopus once.

Just the once.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 9:51 pm
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Oh God Pieface my mate swears by the stuff, keeps on at me to try it. No no no no no.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 9:57 pm
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Just looked at the link. The low-lights for me have to be the Balut and Baby Mice Wine.


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 10:01 pm
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Canned oysters for the starter?

Has to be whole roast chicken in a can for the main course.

[url= http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/04/23/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can/ ]http://ihatemymessageboard.com/2009/04/23/a-whole-chicken-in-a-can/[/url]


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 10:03 pm
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[beaten to it by al2000]


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 10:06 pm
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A colleague at work does the whole chicken in a can thing when we are in africa ....... Reminds me of dog food when he opens the can ....


 
Posted : 05/03/2012 10:32 pm