[Closed] Smelly wee season is upon us early!

Tastes like weeds. Looks  like Groot’s wanger.

I’m out.

I love asparagus, but ideally the white stuff my German grandma used to grow, not this sparrer graaas stuff.

I love the asparapish smell. Weird? Yup.

I assumed this thread was about some weird annual ritual involving Sugar Puffs.

Oooh love the stuff.

Tastes like weeds. Looks like Groot’s wanger.

I’m out.

+1

I love asparagus, but ideally the white stuff my German grandma used to grow, not this sparrer graaas stuff.

You get white asparagus by covering up The emerging spears with soil/mulch like you do with leeks apparently.

I planted 18/20 crowns last year so looking forward to taking my first (half) cropping this year.

You get white asparagus by covering up The emerging spears with soil/mulch like you do with leeks apparently.

Yes that's correct, just the little purple tip showing.

just the little purple tip showing.

Like Groots wanger

Groot’s wanger.

Smelly wee season is whenever my g/f decides she wants asparagus for dinner. Which can be any time.

What would our wee smell of if sugar puffs hadn’t been invented?

Grilled in streaky bacon. Heavenly.

What would our wee smell of if sugar puffs hadn’t been invented?

Teen spirit. 😮

Can I play middle classing ??

And trump your Asparagus, which is nice and all, with some lovely Samphire.

Delicious stuff, samphire.

Not in season yet, though.

with some lovely Samphire

Groot’s pubes.