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...yeah yeah shes 16 and at a party but do you know what, that 9 am meeting seems a long way away till i know she's home safe. Does it ever change? I might some cheese or something!
Why are you waiting for my daughter?
I might some cheese or something!
What the what now?
mine is 21............waiting for her to piss off and leave us in peace......... ;o)
I have a daughter?
Should be "eat some cheese" or something. Just had a flurry of blue lights and sirens past the house. I still want cheese mind!
Just got the cheese out the fridge!
Mmm cheese. Shell be fine. Or pregnant. Probably fine. Probably.
What sort of cheese we talkin'?
What kind of idiotic parent let's their kids have a party on the actual bank holiday Monday? Tsall about the Sunday these days Shirley!?
Maybe find the bloke waiting for his son and have a word....
Best line ever was when a bloke form work got his lad to pick us all up from a night out, come 11 I asked if we needed to head off, nope another round or 2 as the kid has made him sit in car parks for a long time before
Never mind daughter.....I can't turn in until my wife comes in after a night out. She's 46. Our girls are 14 and 12...... I foresee a lot of late nights to come.
bet she's in early when she's the designated driver.
Just back from picking my son his mate & 2 other fathers daughter's from a Will Sparks gig in Newcastle ..then had to take them to a Maccy D's and wait for another half hour in the car while they had a feed ..
Bloody kids today don't know they are born !
You've got approximately two years to get used to this, Uni beckons...
"MaccyD's". "What the what now". Have a nice day y'all.