[Closed] Silly Place names you HAVE to ride to!

when riding from London to Munich back in 2003 (that really crazy hot summer!) i took a 30km detour so that i could go to the Bavarian town of ****.

in fact, there are several mountains called ****, too...
where i used to live in northern Bavaria there were two town next to each other called Busendorf (tit-village) and Poppendorf (shag-village). that always raised a smile.

passed through a town called Schnelldorf a few weeks back. quite ironic as we were on an ICE train at the time. (Schnelldorf - Quick-village. ICE trains are the equivalent of the French TGVs).

****, a mountain called ****, love it! Tit and Shag, HAD to go together!

There's a village near Londonderry called Muff. And just past the main road is the back road to Muff. A much tougher ride apparently..

Bell End is 3 miles from my house

Near where I work we have "Randy Bell End".

There are two competitions

1) When giving walkers directions advise them to "climb on to Randy Bell End and work your way along it" without cracking up laughing

2) If heading in that direction on bike or on foot return to the pub afterwards and say "Good going on Randy Bell End today" or similar

Keeps us entertained for most of the year. 😆

Pendicles of Collymoon (near Stirling)

quite a lot of people on here will have ridden down 'little gill noddle' without realising it.

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There is a place called 'Clitters' near me & not surprisingly I've yet to find it! 🙂

Lost - near Aberdeen. Apparently, the road sign always is.

Dull - near Weem/Aberfeldy. It is too.

Breasty Haw at Grizedale. Rode it a few times! 😀

Oh - Rotten Bottom near Moffat

'The Knob' and 'Lady Hole' are close to each other to the East of Ashbourne. Always good for a titter.

Bell End is 3 miles from my house

Is that the 'Bell end' near Santa Pod raceway? Been there a few times and a mate of mine wanted to stop off once just to have his picture taken next to the sign 😆

ding dong... its just up the hill from me and i regularly ride by it.

I regularly ride through Upper Thong, it's near Nether Thong 🙂

I ride past butt town caravan park most days

Busy, which is anything but busy.

I regularly ride past WindyBottom Farm. 😀

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I live near Pant...

I live near Pant...

I've eaten in Pant. The Cross Keys, if memory serves.

There's a village near Londonderry called Muff.

They have a well-known diving school, I believe.

Both the Orkneys and the Shetlands have a town called ****t.

Town down the valley here called Pussy.

Also forgot about "Cum Boots" which is not too far from here 😯

I ride to Scrubby Bottoms every week. 🙂

There's a village near Londonderry called Muff. And just past the main road is the back road to Muff. A much tougher ride apparently..

I've been to the place 6km from this junction. In fact I'll be there later this evening, probably won't be taking the back route......

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I drive through 'Cock Bridge' every summer

Lustleigh Cleave sounds slightly odd. Devon IIRC.
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Cumguzlin Titiho in Croatia

Dick Focks common is north of Gomshall on the Surrey Hills. As an added bonus, the Lovelace trail runs through it 😀

there's a Catherine Slack somewhere near Halifax.

did a road trip 2 years ago Calgary > Vancouver. some interesting place name there. Lake Minne****a for one. Kicking Horse Pass is another

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There's a Bell End Farm in Rosedale in North Yorkshire.

Drove up highway 99 from Vancouver to Whistler a couple of years back & passed through Furry Creek.

If you ever go to Muff, be sure to visit the [url= http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/about.html ]Muff Diving club[/url].

There is also a Pantystain in Flintshire. Giggety.

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Not a town, but there is a 'Badgers rough' somewhere near me. I'll have to go one day to make sure if it is or not 😯

I have "been through" Catherine Slack.
My gf is called Catherine btw & she comes from Thongsbridge.

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Gay Bowers Lane is in Danbury, nr Chelmsford.

Peiness, middle of Skye. got a couple of photo's when we cycled throught it last month.

Brown Willy in cornwall makes me smile.closer to home we have wild bottoms wood and dick dadds

ding dong...

do you come from pendeen??

Crapstone - Its on Dartmoor.
I'm sure I drove past a place called Three Cocks in Wales once too.

There's some decent riding around Cocklicks, which, as we're on the subject is just round the corner from ****hats. Dumfriesshire, not far from Dalbeattie.

And in the northern isles ****t crops up in a few variations.

PukePuke
Lake Pukaki
Whakapapa(WH= fah in NZ pronounced just like you fear it might be)
Puni has a nice wee MTB club
all over here in sunny NZ.

nob end

Theres a hill known locally as buggers knob