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[Closed] Shouldn't sheep 'poof!' in the rain?

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Apparently this doesn't happen though. Sheep don't fluff up due to extreme moisture content.

Is it an oil-in-the-wool thing, or is there some ingenious sheep technology at work here?


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:43 am
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Didn’t you know the Welsh Assembly employs celebrity hairdressers, paid for of course by Westminster 😆 😉


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:48 am
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Poof?


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:48 am
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I'm sure a Welshman or an Aberdonian will step up to answer this one shortly


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:50 am
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tis why the price of meat has shot up, years ago they used to poof and meat was cheap. trust me.


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:50 am
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Homophobia and xenophobia in a single thread, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
*thread reported*


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:50 am
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Lol@poof


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:52 am
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Wool is quite oily when it's on a sheep. Lanolin, innit.

However if they do get totally saturated (like when you pull them out of a peat bog) they get really really soggy and heavy.


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:53 am
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Homophobia and xenophobia in a single thread, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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EEK!

'Poof!' to denote sudden springing up of wool in 70s disco style, through the cunning use of onomatopoeia.

No offence intended. 🙁


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:55 am
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Some do....

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Posted : 06/07/2012 11:56 am
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Don is just winding you up


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:57 am
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i think the offence was intended, you could have used the words: 'fluffy' 'volumey' and 'dampyboingboing' but instead you tried to suggest that sheep turn homosexual when it rains.

dont we all?!


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 11:57 am
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Why didn't I think up 'dampyboingboing'? 😀


 
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Don is just winding you up

Actually not, I got a warning because someone got confused thinking puff was the same as poof. Who'd have thunk a piece of furniture could be gay?


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:00 pm
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Then let's be clear. This is about sheep taking on water in hardcore rain conditions - and NOTHING ELSE.


 
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Who'd have thunk a piece of furniture could be gay?

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Posted : 06/07/2012 12:02 pm
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Same with merino base layers, just don't dampyboingboing up the way Grandma's old knitted woollen jumpers used to. Things just aren't the same these days...


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:03 pm
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Posted : 06/07/2012 12:05 pm
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Pass the eye bleach....


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:08 pm
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My mental image of Binners did not include a moustache. 😀


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:16 pm
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mine did

and a generous helping of moustache wax


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:17 pm
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...so it won't dampyboingboing in the rain, I presume?


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:27 pm
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That was a photoshoot that formed part of the Japanese marketing campaign for my No1 extra special moustache wax.

I'm very big in Japan


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:32 pm
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Off to the dales for the weekend,will carry out an indepth investigation, not allowed to take my bike due too romantic 10th wedding anniversary thing. Ah well our lass likes sheep ,she will love it.


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:36 pm
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Big in Japan = Binners & pedophiles

Sexy time


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:40 pm
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Off to the dales for the weekend,will carry out an indepth investigation

Much appreciated, sparkyrhino. We'll need exact sheep body diameter measurements pre and post monsoon, comparative weights and general dampyboingboing-ness demographics.

Hope the rain doesn't ruin your weekend.


 
Posted : 06/07/2012 12:52 pm