[Closed] Sexercise - get down to these sounds! Have we done this?

What am i/is she supposed to do for the other 22 minutes?

It better have someone shouting out instructions over the music.

"Aaand swap ends! 5,4,3,2,1! Feel the burn!"

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I read that as 'feel the bum' to start with torso

You'd feel compelled to speed up every time the tempo increased whether the mood dictated it or not

Doing it in perfect time with the guitars in Metallica's For Whom the Bell Toils would be a grin!

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sexcersize soundtrack?

= knobbing music

I recommend Ace of Spades / Motorhead which is 2:44 of sensual sounds for your lovemaking needs

Whitsnake have pretty much written the soundtrack

Slip of the tongue
Slide it in
Spit it out

Etc etc

"EVERYTHING IS AWSOME"

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L3vvn2qOh58

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more length here girls[/url]

no "waiting for the 12" jokes" - v disappointed.

Didn't do Barry White much good did it?

ot gets kinda funky at 10 mins in....

Bit more length here girls

Then: The entire Led Zep II lp, including short intermission to flip the record.

Now: Er, you really need a soundtrack after nearly 30 years practise?

What am i/is she supposed to do for the other 22 minutes?

That's to allow time beforehand for pleading.

Is it just Mr Bombastic on repeat?

Has anyone mentioned Steel Panther's charming ballad, The Shocker?

"Here I go again on my own..."

I played this once for Mrs.C. There wasn't another opportunity for a while. Brilliant parody song by Andy Samberg of Brooklyn Nine Nine etc.

Never mind that...what about the Vajankle?

http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/16/nsfw-calling-all-foot-fetishists-the-vajankle-is-the-sex-toy-for-you-5025206/

Has anyone mentioned Steel Panther's charming ballad, The Shocker?

Surely Weenie Ride should get a mention. Such classy and sophisticated lyrics

Fuvling dislexia I thought this was going to be a scalextrix thread!

Thanks McHamish.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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I contemplated posting on Facebook but thought people here might be less offended.

That guys expression was pretty much mine when I noticed the link...

Can you imagine your GF/wife being upset finding a flesh light...what about a Vajankle!