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“I'm like a bowl of gumbo,
You ain't hotter than this,
I'm what they play in the clubo.”

Is it too easy to pick on Maria Carrie(?)

or how about anybody who rhymes 'away' with 'day'; 'fly' with 'high' eg Lenny Kravitz:

I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly


 
Posted : 22/10/2009 12:03 am
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Girls and Boys by Blur, my word.

Carter USM had endless crap lyrics, but somehow they get away with it:

"We've got 50 tons of plastic, we're going to laminate your house"


 
Posted : 22/10/2009 12:11 am
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Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody


 
Posted : 22/10/2009 12:16 am
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ALL - Frog
I've got a frog in my pocket. It's not a big frog.
I like it anyway. One time I tried to hock it.
You can't get much for that kind of frog these days.
But you can have fun with an amphibian.
Just put him back when you're done, back in your pocket,
pocket or else he'll jump away.
I know it's only a frog. It's not a cat or a dog.
It's not a prize winning hog, but don't you knock it, knock it.
Just the other day I heard this old man say,
"I had a frog just like that when I was much, much younger.
One day I let ol' Oscar get away.
One night he lost himself in the fog.
And I raised Oscar from a polywog.
I swear to god I do miss that frog.
I had a frog like that when I was much, much younger.
One day I let ol' Oscar get away.
The other night we had a similar fog.
I thought I saw him in a hollow log.
I swear to god I do miss that frog."


 
Posted : 22/10/2009 12:20 am
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and after all, youre my wonderwall

wtf is a wonderwall???


 
Posted : 22/10/2009 9:30 pm
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Movin to the country,
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin to the country,
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin to the country,
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin to the country,
Gonna eat a lot of peaches

Peaches come from a can,
They were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
Id eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin bulges in the shade

Take a little naps where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman,
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for it to hide
Natures candy in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Look out!

🙂


 
Posted : 22/10/2009 9:34 pm
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[b]YOU'RE[/b] so vain, [b]YOU[/b] probably think this song is about [b]YOU[/b]

Well yes, he would. Probably because it clearly is...

But Terrahawk got in first with 'Toast'...


 
Posted : 22/10/2009 9:38 pm
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