[Closed] Right. I have a punchline, and I need a joke for it.

What do you call a gay scottish sailor?

start with knock knock...

Or dr dr is a good place to start

Why did the chicken cross the road..?

errm... what do you call a scottish nymphomaniac, pikey, driveway specialist? 😕

What do you call a Scottish curb crawler

Quangos the new tropical fruit drink from the Con-Dems - freshly cut and squeezed to 25% whole public goodness. 😆

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Bas turds my research funding is gone down the toilet!

What's the difference between a duck ?

London Palladium is putting on a tourette's syndrome benefit gig; the guests are Bruce Foreskin, Bob Sp+nkhouse and Jimmy Tarf+ck.
Crude i know but its late here.....

What do you call a scot with a road fetish?

It's better left unanswered mate!