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[Closed] Rate me as your neighbor from hell.

plyphon · 2013-07-31T13:50:24Z

In the light of the numerous recent "neighbors from hell" type threads which we've had I thought this would be a fun little exercise. We all detail our habits and activities in order to be graded from 1 set of bombers to 10 sets of bombers on how much of a neighbor from hell we would be, with 10 sets of bombers being the most bombers someone could probably carry and therefore the upper-limit. So, i'll start: 1: I like to tinker with my bike, at all hours of the day, all seasons. This may or may not involve a bright light being on in the garage, with the garage door open. There may or may not been audible grunts and heaves. 2: I am mid-20's, and so are my friends. In good weather, we enjoy a BBQ in the garden with a number of alcoholic drinks. Moreso, we enjoy a perhaps louder-than-required conversation about topical subjects of mid-20's males. All outside in the garden, of course. 3: I don't have all the time in the world and as such the grass may get a little longer than acceptable at times. 4: I don't have kids for your kids to socialise with. 5: One of my hobbies is DJing and I like to practice at volume. I try to keep this at sensible times of the day, and you have my number to text me when it does become too loud, but you may require some patience with this. Maybe once a month I will practice with friends for anywhere from 3 hours to 6 or 7 hours into the night. 6: We have two cars which fit on our drive fine, but when people visit there is overspill. 7: I don't know anything about sheds and will not talk to you about sheds. So, there we go, how many bombers am I on a scale of 1 to 10?

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trail_rat

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Tbh junky it depends wether its a bbq once or twice a year or every other week

Have loud party or bbq with smoke and drinking once or twice a year - some warnig would be great

Start doing it every week and ill give you a dawn chorus of 8 cylinders on 4 - 2 straight pipes back firing on over run

Posted : 01/08/2013 10:16 pm

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