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Well thank you 🙂 You are not a bad rider either!
You and Mrs Grips are the only STW ladies who've ridden with me tho.
You are welcome! Of course I really don't want you spilling the beans about my fall, damaged bike and girlie tears. 😳
Is it Friday yet?
NO? Oh well, that's a shame.
Sigh - some of you have no bottle.
Some of us have (almost) no hair... or shame
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This is a fake silly one:
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Anyone not put of their supper, well done.
Mat's so strong, that little boy is on his way to the stratosphere.
ladies..............enjoy 😉
Don't watch Ton's video if you are of a nervous disposition! 😯
I'm not sure if it's SFW, either...
It's quite unpleasant, to say the least. Most unsavoury.
I saw a woman in dark knickers with a slightly hairy chest play fighting with a man, there is an incident were a pair of undies get partially torn off..
That's the point i spat out my tea and closed the link.
Couldn't work out what bike was in the back ground either.
They weren't Marks & Spencers pants
sharki................all in good fun tho mate.
some of us are born with a shit hand mate............... 😉
primark pants............. 😉
Not such a shit hand mate, it had a perfectly firm grip on his skidders.
Karinofnine - Member
They weren't Marks & Spencers pants
Is that a confession to you having seen the label?
This is to do with the new line of M&S pants which lift the male bottom and enhance the male, um, well, front. I find it hilarious, but M&S have presumably done their research and identified a market...
i am sure the good ladies of the forum know it is meant as fun sharki.............why the attitude?
it's only fair a man should have underwear to do a bit of 'enhancing'.....better than a sock!
Ton, no attitude, just lack of 😉 :wink:'s to emphasise my intended attempt at humour.
Let me apologise for the misunderstanding.
I know it's uncommon on here, but my sincerest.
ok mate..........sorry for being a tetchy ba5tard too.. 😀
Justified tetchiness though ❗ Provoked through my lack of internet smilie use 😐 which when used properly, symbolise's suitable emotion. 8)
Non M&S pants, home made ones! For the optically challenged ladies.
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And I thought I was the only one here with a small willy 😉
You beauty!
Respec for posting that ton!!
matt, no one take the piss out of me more than me........... 😉
My estimation of you has rocketed - it's a freakin hilarious vid!
In many a carpark I've had the (realife) pleasure of seeing mtbers after a ride, strip off and reveal a decent set of muscles.
It makes a woman of my age very happy. (not carpark naked though. That's too much flesh for me).
Looking forward to Friday.
Surf-Mat - awesome pics and thanks for being such a good sport. 8)
ton - what can I say? Have seen that before but it still makes me laugh. 😀 Self-deprecation is where it's at (says another).
sharki - blimey!
Actually, to all the guys, thank you for taking this in the spirit it was intended. 8)
Friday will be fun. Bring it on. 8)
Not sure you could all cope with my Rocky Horror Show picture!
FFS! It's not even Friday and I'm getting requests already!
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*swoon*
Sigh - some of you have no bottle.
Not Friday yet Mat. Some of use can hold our awesomeness in for a day or 2 8)
Not Friday yet Mat. Some of use can hold our awesomeness in for a day or 2
While the rest of us practice holding our stomaches in!!
I didn't actually see your muscles but you are certainly a powerful rider.
Pffffffffttttttt!!!!
Tea/Monitor interface!
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i have managed to source a couple of belters for friday...........from a fair few years ago.
ladies, guarenteed to make you glow............ 😉
Surf Mat, I'm a bit dissapointed. I was expecting better. Where's the definition? You need to lay off the pies, mate 🙂
Definately not Men's Health standard. Attitude, maybe 🙂
Guitarhero - here's the "definition"
"Guitarhero - def: guitar twanging keyboard warrior" 😆
Now, where are your pics? Don't forget that "dangerously skinny" in the style of many musicians doesn't mean "defined..." 😆
Other than that - quite amusing... 🙂
I didn't actually see your muscles but you are certainly a powerful rider.
Backhanded compliment of the day?
[b]Guys - have you sorted out your pics? Or should I ask - have you sorted out your pants?[/b] 😉
Am positive the rest of the girlies will be getting as excited as I am. 😆
Please don't disappoint!
Love and kisses.
CG
Don't forget that "dangerously skinny" in the style of many musicians doesn't mean "defined..."
That's me knackered, then.
c_g I've been scouring the albums for something special just for you, but you'll have to wait till tomorrow x
Cougar - no no, don't be defeatist. All welcome!
ron - gosh I won't be able to sleep tonight. 😆
Hehe....it's going to be carnage tomorrow.
You will just have to be patient CG. Just wait. I have the body of a fit 30 yr old
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Hidden in my freezer
This is going to be great. I'm hoping to get a few shots off tomorrow before my wife gets up.
"Why are you taking pictures of yourself naked?"
"errrm, so I can post them on the internet for the singletrack girls to see...."
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😆 - you guys do make me laugh! But sumari - no need to strip, teasing is better! TJ - you have a seriously impressive head of hair. 8)
Paging The Southern Yeti - have mentioned to my daughter about your dedication to fitness coupled with your terrific personality. She is so looking forward to seeing you [s]and hoping for a date[/s]. 😉
Hairychested - now's your chance to live up to your Forum name! In any case, you must have the longest hair on here. 8)
Oh you weren't going to get the full package, I know how to tease. I'm just trying to find something suitably sized to hide my modesty.
Luckily I have a wide selection of allen keys.
I'm just trying to find something suitably sized to hide my modesty.Luckily I have a wide selection of allen keys.
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Here I am! With me new bird:
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