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I thought the big practice tower at the fire station was for the fireman to stand on top looking out for fires 😯
Many years ago, my younger brother pointed at a map and said 'daddy, is this where you work?' - My dad wasn't paying attention and said 'yes', so for years, my brother thought our dad commuted to Antarctica every day!
Before I knew about spunk I thought that bollocks were just tanks for your piss.
A bit like WCAs, when I was about four or five my sister told me I was adopted and her real brother, Peter had died after choking on some mashed potato and I if I told my mum and dad that I knew they would send me away to a home.
Mentioned this to her recently and she was mortified by what she had done, completely forgotten about it, although I didnt believe for quite as long as WCAs cousin.
My older brother told me that stones grew. Only if they were left under the soil, obviously.
I remember being rather shocked to discover that France was bigger than Britain. Noone had misled me I was just a bit jingoist at 6 yrs or whatever I was. Ditto that Jesus hadn't been British.
Used to believe that there were weapons of mass distruction in Iraq, to think the Goverment was lying...who would of though it. 🙄
I was told that my friend's uncle had lost the end of his finger by sticking it too far up his nose, and getting it stuck.
It just made me try harder... 🙄 😀