Poopscoop's very small little adventure begins today. 🥾

Posted by: easily

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Keep it up Poop,

I see what you did there 

Almost no battery. This asbestos is done for not I'm afraid but as ever...

Utter weirdness right to the ruddy end! 😁

Trying to get a train at the mo. Will update tomorrow. 

Literally just got home at 9.55pm got some charge in the mobile on the train.

I'll talk more about what happened today in general, the invention, the feet, the dicky tummy, crying in Boots (oh, in a charity shop too), the incident in Costa... the typically (for me) strange encounter with a woman whilst simply trying to get a taxi to the station! Well I'll do all that, tomorrow or the day after. I'm honestly f****d.

Just going to bath my feet in some salt, or I was but I'm going to have a bath first now. Why?

Well,  I noticed whilst away all the smart devices in the home were down. Sure enough Virgin is down. Got in the hall dumped the rucksack on the floor and couldn't be bothered moving furniture to get to the router or it's plug. 

Feeling justified in being lazy I decided to just flip the breaker for that room as it's less effort. 

I bent down to open the under stairs door to the breakers and at that exact moment I sh*t myself. 

It's bloody great to be home, not feeling too well today at all and sad this adventure is over to early... but if I'm going to sh*t myself I'm going to do it in my own home. 

By that measure, the perfect ending.

Username checks out.

Thanks for taking us on your latest adventure. No need for a photo of the finale.

Fabulous stuff!  glad you made it home in time for the world to fall out of your bottom 🤣 

Its a bummer ( sic) when yo have to bail but sometimes you do.  

Hope you have recovered Poop. Thanks for the thread and all the details 😆

How are your feet feeling today? Hopefully starting to recover.

Sorry guys. Wasn't to well when I got back, that weather was lovely but hard work and went to A and E today as one "ex" blister basically looked like a margarita pizza. 

Amazingly, it's all healing ok apparently but I have to stay off my feet as much as possible and have to attend the wound clinic once a week to get the dressings changed. 

So... Let's just say tj and scotroutes were right!

I'll end the tale properly over the next couple of days.

What an adventure... Now let your body recover!

Poop? Have you recovered yet? I think we're all waiting to read the end of your adventure.

I hope you're feeling well now.