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All the Presidents Men directed by and Staring Stormy Daniels
and finally
Following the death of his wife, Gateshead police detective Martin Riggs (Ant ) becomes reckless and suicidal. When he is reassigned and partnered with Roger Murtaugh (Dec), Riggs immediately clashes with the older officer. Together they uncover a massive drug-trafficking ring. As they encounter increasingly dangerous situations, Riggs and Murtaugh begin to form a bond. Riggs' volatile behavior might just help them apprehend the criminals -- if it doesn't kill them both first.
Darkest Hour
In March 2019, the fate of Western Europe hangs on British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who must decide whether to negotiate with Jean-Claude Juncker and the EU, or fight on knowing that it could mean a humiliating defeat for Britain.
Boris chooses humiliating defeat for Britain.
Groundhog Day 5
BMX Bandits with the cast made up of the STW Towers brigade.
"Teens P.J. (Chipps) and Goose (Wil) get their thrills on E-bikes, performing hair-raising tricks all across Bath, England. Along with their new friend Judy (Hannah), they discover a box of walkie-talkies -- and find out that a gang of criminals intends to use them to monitor police signals during a bank robbery. When the young trio snatches the devices, it propels them on a hair-raising adventure in which their pedaling skills might just save their necks"</span>
Directed by Anthill Films
Withnail & I reboot. Set in New York, all female cast, directed by Paul Feig
Bridesmaids reboot. Set in New York, all male cast, directed by John Moore
Groundhog Day - The Day Before
A bit more serious, I want to see a remake of Damnation Alley, a truly crap film based on Roger Zelazney’s post-apocalypse novel. In the book, the ‘hero’ is Hell Tanner, last of the Hells Angels, in the film, the hero is this bloke:
I mean, seriously? Ok, it’s almost typecasting, but in the remake this is who I want to see on the rôle:
Three Colours - Blue. Directed by Oliver Stone and starring Daniella Westbrook.
The Pianist. Directed by Danny Boyle and staring James Cordon.
Mr. Hulot's Holiday. Directed by James Carpenter and starring Sean Penn.
Mike Leigh's School For Scoundrels.
but in the remake this is who I want to see on the rôle:
Paul Hollywood’s let himself go!
Die Hard.
Grizzled NYPD Detective John McClane flies into San Francisco on Xmas Eve to try and patch things up with his estranged wife who is a high ranking executive in a giant Social Media corporation. During the Xmas Eve party a gang of highly organised European terrorists storm the building with the intention of stealing the private data of EVERY AMERICAN in a laboured metaphor for the Trump election hack. Bryan Singer directs.
Det. John McCLane
Hans Gruber
I want to see a remake of Damnation Alley, a truly crap film based on Roger Zelazney’s post-apocalypse novel. In the book, the ‘hero’ is Hell Tanner, last of the Hells Angels, in the film, the hero is this bloke:
You could probably recast Jan-Michael Vincent with Jan-Michael Vincent.
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Bridesmaids reboot. Set in New York, all male cast, directed by John Moore
Wrong thread, that sounds amazing 😎
Groundhog Day 6
Groundhog Day
Paul Hollywood’s let himself go!
🤣
You could probably recast Jan-Michael Vincent with Jan-Michael Vincent.
😳 Christ on a pogo stick! I had to look him up to make certain, he should be shown to Ant as an example of where drugs and alcohol can get you! Thing is, at the end of the film, Hell Tanner wouldn’t look like that, he’d look just like he does at the beginning. That is bloody sad, though.
Reservoir dogs, starring the spice girls.
Actually, scratch that, that could actually work.
A shot for shot remake of Norbit with Danny dyer replacing Eddie Murphy
