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Here we go then. Eight am first dose taken. Its actually Moviprep I have but I expect the result to be similar.

If i could write as eloquently as some I would give you a commentary but fortunately my lack of prose writing ability may save you. Time now five past 8. No rumblings yet.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 9:05 am
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8:45 maybe 8:50.....

Commence firing the Brown laser


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 9:09 am
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Should we run a sweepstake?


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 9:11 am
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There’s only one kind of running you’ll be doing today.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 9:12 am
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Also... it helps if the utterly disgusting Moviprep is ice cold. It tastes slightly less bad then.


 
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If i could write as eloquently as some I would give you a commentary but fortunately my lack of prose writing ability may save you

I doubt you'd be able to hold the phone steady in any case. And you can't type whilst sprinting.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 9:16 am
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I'll have the 8:55 to 9:00 slot.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 9:34 am
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"Slot" perhaps not the best word considering the context.

0905 - 09:10 for me.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 9:53 am
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“Slot” perhaps not the best word considering the context.

Spread betting?


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 10:17 am
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Should we run a sweepstake?

Mopstake might be more appropriate.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 10:18 am
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No word yet... I'll take 930-935


 
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No word yet… I’ll take 930-935

I suspect he has been somewhat distracted....


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 10:34 am
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9.41. Explosions have been occurring for an hour now. Must dash - laters peeps


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 10:42 am
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Helmets are a vital part of MTBing, and keto diets are safe and effective.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 10:45 am
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So the first eruptions were at 8:40?

I f we are playing "nearest the bull" I believe that victory is Percy's!


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 10:49 am
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Helmets are a vital part of MTBing, and keto diets are safe and effective.

You are a bad person!

😆😆😆😆


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 10:50 am
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Must dash

Pebbledash?

and, yeah, I'm claiming the win!


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 10:51 am
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I’m claiming the win!

What is the prize? I bet it's shit.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 11:02 am
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Percy does indeed win this mornings shit prize.

Whats your address?


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 11:10 am
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Keep it and spend it on a jar of Bovril. You'll be needing it by dinner time.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 11:13 am
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Keep it and spend it on a jar of Bovril.

I suspect the last thing TJ will want is a jar of what closely resembles what he's been firing out of his A-hole this morning.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 11:52 am
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No food or drink though.

Clear liquids only. He'll be starvin'.

Bovril is about the only thing he's allowed.


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 11:56 am
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I think the not eating is the cruelest thing about this. I can cope with the world falling out of my bottom but nae scoff is harsh indeed


 
Posted : 14/09/2020 12:44 pm
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Well I survived. It was interesting with my arse imitating Niagara falls for half a day and some almighty farts while they were doing the procedure. Sedation despite me getting loads didn't knock me out as much as I wanted but did at least stop me from leaping off the table and running round like a mad man which I really wanted to do.

Everyone very professional and polite. Nothing nasty found


 
Posted : 15/09/2020 3:23 pm
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Glad to hear it but I do wonder WTF decides Proctology is the career for them!


 
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Glad to hear it but I do wonder WTF decides Proctology is the career for them!

Political journalists?


 
Posted : 15/09/2020 8:15 pm
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I'm quite amused that this thread, which could be called "Shit Pattern for NHS Nurse" is (as I'm reading it now) just above the one titled "Shift Pattern for NHS Nurses"


 
Posted : 16/09/2020 10:44 am
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🙂


 
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