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Here we go then. Eight am first dose taken. Its actually Moviprep I have but I expect the result to be similar.
If i could write as eloquently as some I would give you a commentary but fortunately my lack of prose writing ability may save you. Time now five past 8. No rumblings yet.
8:45 maybe 8:50.....
Commence firing the Brown laser
Should we run a sweepstake?
There’s only one kind of running you’ll be doing today.
Also... it helps if the utterly disgusting Moviprep is ice cold. It tastes slightly less bad then.
If i could write as eloquently as some I would give you a commentary but fortunately my lack of prose writing ability may save you
I doubt you'd be able to hold the phone steady in any case. And you can't type whilst sprinting.
I'll have the 8:55 to 9:00 slot.
"Slot" perhaps not the best word considering the context.
0905 - 09:10 for me.
“Slot” perhaps not the best word considering the context.
Spread betting?
Should we run a sweepstake?
Mopstake might be more appropriate.
No word yet... I'll take 930-935
No word yet… I’ll take 930-935
I suspect he has been somewhat distracted....
9.41. Explosions have been occurring for an hour now. Must dash - laters peeps
Helmets are a vital part of MTBing, and keto diets are safe and effective.
So the first eruptions were at 8:40?
I f we are playing "nearest the bull" I believe that victory is Percy's!
Helmets are a vital part of MTBing, and keto diets are safe and effective.
You are a bad person!
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Must dash
Pebbledash?
and, yeah, I'm claiming the win!
I’m claiming the win!
What is the prize? I bet it's shit.
Percy does indeed win this mornings shit prize.
Whats your address?
Keep it and spend it on a jar of Bovril. You'll be needing it by dinner time.
Keep it and spend it on a jar of Bovril.
I suspect the last thing TJ will want is a jar of what closely resembles what he's been firing out of his A-hole this morning.
No food or drink though.
Clear liquids only. He'll be starvin'.
Bovril is about the only thing he's allowed.
I think the not eating is the cruelest thing about this. I can cope with the world falling out of my bottom but nae scoff is harsh indeed
Well I survived. It was interesting with my arse imitating Niagara falls for half a day and some almighty farts while they were doing the procedure. Sedation despite me getting loads didn't knock me out as much as I wanted but did at least stop me from leaping off the table and running round like a mad man which I really wanted to do.
Everyone very professional and polite. Nothing nasty found
Glad to hear it but I do wonder WTF decides Proctology is the career for them!
Glad to hear it but I do wonder WTF decides Proctology is the career for them!
Political journalists?
I'm quite amused that this thread, which could be called "Shit Pattern for NHS Nurse" is (as I'm reading it now) just above the one titled "Shift Pattern for NHS Nurses"
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