BTW, what does the reath say?
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Not a lot. He died in 1971.
Get down off your pedal stool!
Is that like a turbo trainer??
Only if you're greg lemonde and you've OD'ed on energy drinks
Bit of a moot point really, as the OP is unlikely to jest get on with it.
At my grandmothers funeral a white van man decided to recreate The Inbetweeners funeral scene, and overtook into the *middle* of the funeral procession where he got stuck all the way to the church.
If you did go past, make sure you do it on the inside, making you an "undertaker"
See what I did there.........
IGMC 😳
Bunnyhop - Member
wellwellwell - forget the hearse.
What's happening with your lady friend of 13 years?
The suspense is killing us
Looks like it did for her too...
Why is that hotdog mating with a banana?
Where is wellwellwell?
Is that a picture of an E-type sausage?
You can overtake but not on the inside as that would make you the undertaker.
IGMC
😆 well plaid, sirpiemonster - Member
Bit of a moot point really, as the OP is unlikely to jest get on with it.
Your spelling is terrible. You need tudoring.
[quote=muddy_bum]...IGMC
Lucien has already taken your coat a few posts earlier.
Hope it's not cold out 😉
pffft.. ive laughed out loud several times reading this fred, top work ferrets, top work.
Do it! Life goes on. My friend is an undertaker,
Christ. Not only do you both have no respect but one of you thinks its OK to go up the inside as well. 🙄
If only I could spell. And for many of you, this won't come as a surprise, but I didn't do it. I waited patiently
If only you had overtaken, it would have kept this thread down to 1 page of crap jokes.
Yeh i overtook a caravag once, and a trunk, a bust, a coack, all whilst riding my motorcyclepo!!
I like spelling badly! its fun.
You passed it yet?
This was a friends FB update that made me chuckle yesterday
Yesterday via Mobile
Just delivered a limo to a funeral home, turned with the radio blasting "spirit in the sky".....the grieving lady in the car park did not look impressed, oops
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overtake, its the best feeling ever when you zip past something much slower than you with an engine whilst u are on a bike, overtook a bus in the french alps on a hairpin bend once, nearly killed myself, but it made me smile!
A cop friend of myne had to go threw a funeral cortege just loading up outside the deceaseds home on blews & toos once to get to an RTC, what made it wurse was the moreners all parked on either side of the rowed meaning he had to weave through!
I saw this happen while I was out running, I stopped running and walked past but felt that was worse as just at that moment the paul bearers appeared and we ended up with that awkward 'after you, no after you' moment! I wished I'd turned and ran the other way dressed in flo green and lycra in the middle of all that black I was litterally looking for somewhere to hide!
..... I guess they'res a comedy scetch in thier somewhere?
...... I think his name was Arthur though, not Paul!