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Where's Mrs Toast with her photoshop skillz to do a binners/badger montage(!)...?
I think we'll all need the 'eye bleach' if Mrs Toast comes up with the goods 8)
Is enough pressure created to seat tubeless tyres?
"a) I moved forwards some considerable distance"
Yet again Bullheart has us in tears. This time 😆
A valve to pump up your tyres
Riding along,
"Jaysus, what's that smell?!"
"Oh, sorry lads, I must have a puncture."
What does it mean if you fart whenever you cough, apparently a mate of mine does it! 😕
Or the holy grail of a sneeze/fart. These get a smile even from my fart facist wife.
I weighed around 250lbs at the time, and I moved about 3ft, I kid you not. I was a human version of this;
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My neighbour's bedroom is next to my bathroom, and recently I've noticed he turns his radio on when he hears me walking in the bathroom at 6am before I release the kraken 8)
And he's good enough not to mention it when we speak which is a bonus 😆 😳
I let one rip whilst in a very shiny Tube Station a few weeks back, I had my winter coat on and thought "I was alone", but no, as I tried to release one quietly a fellow carrying a skateboard and sporting wild hair passed by and pronounced "sweet"..
MrsBouy still s****s.
holy grail of the sneeze/fart
nay the holy grail is the 'triple threat' combo of the fart, sneeze and belch.
only spoken of in legend; comes with the unholy risk of biofluidary expulsion
The problem there is, there's a very clear and present danger that one of them might come with prizes.
😀 your body congratulates your success with a little gift
Hang on - you moved forward measurably? Surely that much force would have been enough to damage your trousers?
[i] What does it mean if you fart whenever you cough, apparently a mate of mine does it![/i]
It means you're awesome 🙂 I once managed 14 consecutive little squeakers whilst trotting down a flight of steps.
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I once did a fart in a Barnes and Noble bookshop in New York that was so loud and powerful that;a) I moved forwards some considerable distance
Are you sure that you didn't just blow the book shelves backwards some considerable distance?
Of course they're blaming a military jet but we know it was the toast and pate;
[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-17697328 ]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-17697328[/url]
I blame gravity - Roll out of bed, shuffle to bathroom BRAAAPPPP, ahhhh 
And what is it with bookshops, I have to constantly change isles to avoid the ever spreading no-go zone. I think it has to be the pleasurable calming effect of all those books.
Seriously can't stop laughin in the office at the moment.... people are watching me...
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Possibly Binners House..
[i]I have to constantly change isles to avoid the ever spreading no-go zone[/i]
speed boat on permanent standby, eh 😉
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JonBoy - that hippopotamus has me crying with laughter.
JonBoy - that hippopotamus has me crying with laughter
+1
JonBoy. That hippo clip is FUNNY. What made it for me is contrast between us two ends. The front end is nonchalantly sniffing and grazing. The back end is in absolute chaos with crap flying and spinning all over to the sound of a petrol chainsaw. Brilliant. I am in tears.
It's the squeak at the end that does it for me. After the drama it seems like the polite way to finish.
The hippo vid deserves a bump, it's epic