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yes having poos that smell is not something that would out me off a person tbh.


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 3:03 pm
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I have to say getting upset about a stinky dump is a bit odd.

Sometimes you gotta go, sometimes it's the opposite of a crowd pleaser.


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 3:07 pm
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There's smelly poos and smelly poos. I'm a man of the world and realise that yes, women do have to use the bathroom sometimes, but this one didn't even bother to use a brush afterward. Any sympathy I might have had for a poorly belly was more than outweighed by the bathroom gore-fest that awaited me.

Kind of took the feeling of mystery outside and gave it a proper shoeing for me really...


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 3:21 pm
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This is not helping to re-assure me about the whole internet dating lark.... ๐Ÿ˜‰

I got 'winked at' by a 62 year old over the weekend (i'm 37) which made me laugh - he might be being a tad optimistic. I can also read some negatives into that but i'm resolutely ignoring them!!! (although I did put up some more youthful looking photos!).

That's only a few years younger than my Dad.... ๐Ÿ™„


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 3:26 pm
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They are starnge places for sure

I used to look for women 6 years either side of my age [ 40 at the time] It mazed me who many womens age range was 21- a few under their current age. they also said they wanted a proper relationship - I doubted this

Oh yes and gym membership seems to be waste of money looking at the results ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 3:29 pm
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Girls with gym membership- use it as a ticket to eat/assure themselves that they are good.

Guys with gym membership- growth hormone abusers.


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 3:37 pm
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This is not helping to re-assure me about the whole internet dating lark....

I got 'winked at' by a 62 year old over the weekend (i'm 37) which made me laugh - he might be being a tad optimistic. I can also read some negatives into that but i'm resolutely ignoring them!!! (although I did put up some more youthful looking photos!).

That's only a few years younger than my Dad....

I always thought you had a bloke for some reason.


 
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I could write a book about bad internet dating experiences. There was the girl I dated for a few weeks - the first night she stayed over at my place she dressed for bed in a onesie, earplugs and ski-socks. I wasn't overly concerned as this was "post coitus" so I thought each to their own.
During the night I sleepily "spooned" her, she woke up and attacked me... Like proper fists, screaming, kicking, punching, gouging...
Apparently she'd "forgotten where she was" and thought she was being raped in her own bed!

I've mentioned a couple of others on similar threads: The RSPCA officer that turned up fro a date with a dead dog in her car (not the end of the world but one of her questions of our first date was whether or not I'd want to abort a pregnancy if it was Downes Syndrome... 8O); the diabetic who insisted on injecting herself in full view in a busy restaurant, she then got plastered on red wine so couldn't drive home and wouldn't leave my house for 2 days!

Many are single for a reason, and the vast majority around the 30-year-old mark are so desperate not to be left on the shelf that the sex can be fantastic, but they can be very difficult to shake off (that's not a euphemism).

I'm now dating someone I met in real life who seems infinitely better adjusted than any of the women I've met on dating websites...


 
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I always thought you had a bloke for some reason.

I did ๐Ÿ˜


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 3:47 pm
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Great stuff Shibboleth.. The onesie girl sounds awesome!


 
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I always thought you had a bloke for some reason.

I did

Oh... they're all ba5tards.


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 3:52 pm
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Missnotax is 37?


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 4:04 pm
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Hands off rd, my thread.


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 4:06 pm
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Online dating for me has been pretty shocking......but I live in hope!

Try putting a notice in the bike shop ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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Missnotax is 37?

If you have seen my photo and think I look older, I don't want to know ๐Ÿ˜†


 
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the diabetic who insisted on injecting herself in full view in a busy restaurant,

Quite right too, nothing shameful about it and nobody will see who isn't looking.


 
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Too young for me MnTax I'm old enough to be the winking OAP ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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I got 'winked at' by a 62 year old over the weekend (i'm 37) which made me laugh - he might be being a tad optimistic. I can also read some negatives into that but i'm resolutely ignoring them!!! (although I did put up some more youthful looking photos!).

One of the girls I met online showed me some of the emails she'd received from other guys on the same site.

One guy who freely admitted wanting "a bit on the side while he was working away from home", someone who'd sent through an itemised list of requirements for a first date (right down to exactly how she would be expected to suck him off), all sorts of right weirdos.

Reading it was very entertaining but I can see why she wasn't impressed!


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 4:11 pm
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If you have seen my photo and think I look older, I don't want to know

I wouldn't. Email in profile ๐Ÿ˜Ž


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 4:16 pm
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I was recently "matched" with some nutter who's profile included some very random text about how she was looking for someone to set her heart free from the tower in which it was imprisoned. Really made me want to contact her for a date!!

Another one had loads of photos with her pet rabbits "who she lived with" - the way it was all written she clearly treat them as housemates rather than fox-fodder...


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 4:26 pm
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One of my girly mates has set up her own website to post up the messages and photo's received from various losers, weirdo's and perverts who proposition her on dating sites.

I'd post the link up, but I fear some of them may be recognisable ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 4:26 pm
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Is she fit?


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 4:33 pm
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You know her. She abuses you on a regular basis


 
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๐Ÿ˜†


 
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Need. URL.


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 4:50 pm
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[i]You know her. She abuses you on a regular basis[/i]

He's got his own sub-site, hasn't he?


 
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Quite right too, nothing shameful about it and nobody will see who isn't looking.

Nothing shameful about diabetes, but injecting whilst people are eating is downright disrespectful and rude.


 
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She abuses you on a regular basis

I think you'll find that's an entirely different and somewhat more, er, specialised, website.......... ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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Hold on a minute, Binners knows [b]GIRLS[/b]?? really?? Poor girls!! ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 5:10 pm
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Poor girls!!

I gather he'll shag rich ones too.


 
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Nothing shameful about diabetes, but injecting whilst people are eating is downright disrespectful and rude.

deliberate troll surely?


 
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[quote=Shibboleth ]
Nothing shameful about diabetes, but injecting whilst people are eating is downright disrespectful and rude.
Really?


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 5:17 pm
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[i]deliberate troll surely?[/i]

Don't think so Phil. I agree with Shibboleth. Wife had a woman at work who used to inject herself at the lunch table.
Well, wouldn't say disrespectful & rude - just no need for it.


 
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This thread needs one of these..

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Posted : 07/01/2013 5:21 pm
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It wouldnt personally bother me but not everyone likes needles / injections so I'd agree that I think it's a bit rude shooting up in a restaurant, whatever the reason. Easy enough to be done with a bit of subtlety...


 
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I hate needles and injections but thankfully my neck and eyes remain fully usable so I've retained the ability not to look directly at things that my "upset" me.


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 5:23 pm
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[i]wouldn't leave my house for 2 days![/i]
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[i]Oh... they're all ba5tards. [/i]
Err, I wouldn't go there if I were you. Not after what happened to me a few pages back.
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Posted : 07/01/2013 5:24 pm
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Why inject at the dinner table at work? Its not one of those 'freedom/lifestyle choices' that needs to be vaunted. For some people have a needle phobia, cleanliness etc etc. Just no need.

I was in the pub once and a mates husband did this infront of us. He said when you need to go you need to go. True and tbh in a pub where else is clean? However work......


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 5:27 pm
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It's like taking a piss or being naked, both healthy and hygenic, but probably liable to make people uneasy in a public dining room.


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 5:28 pm
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[i]I hate needles and injections but thankfully my neck and eyes remain fully usable so I've retained the ability not to look directly at things that my "upset" me.[/i]

You guys kill me ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 5:28 pm
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or breastfeeding??

however i would say g do as druidH says and avert your gaze if the view offends

Would not bother me tbh


 
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deliberate troll surely?

Absolutely not, I'm needle-phobic ever since I got a knife pushed right through the back of my hand. Can't ever watch a needle going in, can't even look at hyperdermics without feeling queasy.

I'd explained this to her but she told me it was just because I wasn't used to it, then made a big song and dance about doing it in full view, drawing attention to herself in the process.

I excused myself - rather than be made to feel ill - and the date never really recovered. This resulted in her getting paralytic. The woman was a complete tool and is still single.

She was fit though, so I did the decent thing and knocked the back out of her. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
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True gent ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 07/01/2013 5:35 pm
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Can't ever watch a needle going in, can't even look at hyperdermics without feeling queasy.

So look the other way? Fair enough if she made a big scene to get everyone's attention, but that would be rude regardless of what she was doing. Normally I'd go somewhere out of the way, but sometimes needs must. I can't think of a place I wouldnt inject, as I am fully and acutely aware of the consequences of not.


 
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So look the other way?

Erm, how about having enough respect for the person that's taken you out to dinner and maybe just finding a quiet corner if it was absolutely necessary???

Or does diabetes have direct impact on manners and social skills as well as an inability to produce insulin?


 
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