Ive given him quite a bit of slack....Ive avoided war...but enough is now enough....he is in danger of subsiding things if he is left untouched.
6 new mounds today alone.
I want rid of my underground neighbour.
Any experiences??
Nuke from orbit.
nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Else try a smoke bomb or a spring trap.
If you're 6'10" and 25 stone of hair and sweat, just pop in for a chat.
I'm against killing furries, but if it HAS to be done...
Rodenator (search youtube) is the only way!
I posted similar a while ago....Im really worried that he is going to make the back garden into a scene from the Somme.
Seriously how do I get rid of him?.....Whats the easiest way without major earthworks?
Rodenator.
Watch caddyshack for inspiration
for a moment I though you were speaking about the DJ on radio one...
You need to ask Jasper Carrot for help 😉
you can get a thing that looks like (and is) a big vibrator which you poke in the ground and leaave - apparently they can't stand it and sod off - worked for me (ooh er) after some pretty persistent activity over a couple of years
Why not embrace it and build some north shore above the soon to be somme garden.
Tbat way you keep your karma and get a good ride out of it.
I know it'll be considered barbaric by the STW massive......
......but how about burying it alive????
(Reaches for coat)
simple - big fork driven into ground. Don't even need to bury the little chap. Job done
Hell I thought this thread was about trying to get me banned! 😯
I remember setting mole traps at college and out of 20 of us only on trapped a mole. But I did get on once on a ransome triple cut it's head clean off as it was coming up to surface.