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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-26345264


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:14 am
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Well at least that means I don't need to start a "what fish for face slapping?" thread. 🙂


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:18 am
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You could say she was battered but that's an old joke.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:19 am
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but yeah assault by fish possibly not as funny in real life.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:21 am
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I bet that got a bit tench


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:22 am
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Sole-less Pikeys the lot of them - I bet the poor victims face swelled up into a trout pout after.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:30 am
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For cod's hake just stop it with the fish puns!


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:33 am
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This had cod out of hand...


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:33 am
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[i]She was wearing dark jeans and a blue coat with white cuffs, white down the front and a red collar [u]with 'I love PB'[/u] on the left breast pocket.[/i]

At least she's a mountainbiker even if Pink Bike isn't STW. 😉


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:37 am
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I bet that knocked her off her perch


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:37 am
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"Without warning, the woman has picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the worker across the face before running out of the store," said the statement from Lancashire Constabulary

Best official statement ever.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:56 am
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At least she's a mountainbiker even if Pink Bike isn't STW. 

I think 'PB' stands for prawn bake.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 11:04 am
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This story smells a bit fishy to me.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 11:25 am
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Sounds a load of Gibberfish to me.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 1:39 pm
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It's not really the lad's fault.

He's totally addicted to bass.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 1:41 pm
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For cod's hake just stop it with the fish puns!

You've got no sole. 😐


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 1:44 pm
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I think i'm going to mullet over.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 1:44 pm
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Yes, got to be a load of pollocks.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 1:45 pm
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Sorry to carp on, but the thought of a stinking fish across the face makes me feel eel.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 1:50 pm
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Strange dace, indeed.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 1:54 pm
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Was she a chubb-y lass? Maybe suffering from nervous tench-ion. And apparently all being photographed by a snapper.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 1:57 pm
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My sympathy for that worker is full to the bream.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 1:59 pm
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Carp-a-diem, I always say.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 2:00 pm
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Was she a chubb-y lass?

Who, Marlyn ?


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 2:01 pm
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before running out of the store,

I'll bet she had her Skates on.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 2:01 pm
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I bet that left the victim with a bit of a haddock


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 2:18 pm
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It's amazing the carp the BBC will report on to fillet-s pages


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 2:21 pm
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You lot are having a whale of a time with this aren't you?


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 2:23 pm
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They are doing it on porpoise.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 2:25 pm
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It gives me porpoise.

Edit: damn, by 30 seconds!


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 2:25 pm
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It gives me porpoise.

Edit: damn, by 30 seconds!


it's no fun when someone else mussels in on your puns


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 3:08 pm
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Very shellfish indeed.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 3:23 pm
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EDIT: Grr had been beaten to it.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 3:27 pm
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The little urchin.
Eel get over it!


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 3:31 pm
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Last I heard, police were investigating a suspected poissoning.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 3:34 pm
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This sort of "pseudo-news" has no plaice on the BBC.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 3:35 pm
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She sounds like a right slapper, no doubt she'll get in a flap and try to wriggle out of it when the net tightens.

Either that or she'll make anenome of the judge by spouting something like 'your face my wrasse'


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 3:46 pm
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I think we need to raise the barbel with the quality of the puns, their going a bit carp.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 4:19 pm
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make anenome of the judge

Bravo!


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 4:28 pm
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Well that's just Brill. You've already used the best puns so now I'm Floundering around - I'm sure there's Blenny of Rudd-y good ones left though.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 4:31 pm
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Weever decided to call it a dace on this thread.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 4:31 pm
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hopefully the scales of justice will find them in the end 😳


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 4:34 pm
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If the police catch her she will say she has a (h)alibi but the cops will saithe it's a load of pollocks


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 7:57 pm
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Absolute gold this thread.
Sorry that's all I could come up with, I'm like a fish out of water on this kind of thread. I can't think of any others but that's probably just me, I'd like turbet there's plenty left


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:38 pm
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They are considering it a skate crime.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:52 pm
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