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There's twenty of them.

Yes, this one. 😆

Mine are:

"...and the bear said, you're not here for the shooting, are you...."

"For f***s sake can you not just make something up?"


 
Posted : 31/03/2017 7:25 am
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Mine is 'first uncle Michael and now this' am Def n not posting the first bit


 
Posted : 31/03/2017 7:42 am
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"Ziiiiiiiiiippp".
"It's not your lucky day, is it little boy?"


 
Posted : 31/03/2017 7:50 am
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Cruder the better for me.

An old one with the punch line " ... Chunks is my dogs name" always springs to mind for me.


 
Posted : 31/03/2017 8:22 am
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Bet these jokes would of been posted on Mumsnet 🙂


 
Posted : 31/03/2017 8:37 am
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not found a joke that's obscene or offensive yet, just funny or unfunny


 
Posted : 31/03/2017 10:28 am
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I saw Jerry Sadowitz the other month. I will not be repeating it.

Why, was he not very good? (-:

Random aside, I've met him. Wandering through Edinburgh and he was sat outside a coffee shop. I had a brief chat and got a photo, he was quite charming. I think TBH he was probably surprised anyone recognised him.


 
Posted : 31/03/2017 10:38 am
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What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

funny but not obscene.


 
Posted : 31/03/2017 1:55 pm
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You're scared? I've got to walk back alone.


 
Posted : 31/03/2017 9:49 pm
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funny but not obscene.

Mods on another forum would disagree but that was quite a few years ago now.

'Both 6ft under and full of semen'.


 
Posted : 01/04/2017 3:51 am
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'Both 6ft under and full of semen'.

What do Madeline and a submarine have in common. Not that funny but I'm sure someone would find it offensive.


 
Posted : 01/04/2017 8:12 am
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My favourite joke has the punch line " know it? I bloody wrote it" you can make that joke as disgusting as you want

Ah the pianist joke. One of the very best!

'They both get sucked off in bogs' is another superb punchline.


 
Posted : 01/04/2017 8:27 am
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Probably the most unacceptable joke that made me laugh (in a very guilt-inducing way) has the punchline "The A-Team".

If anyone knows it, I am sorry, but the first time I heard it was as a naive 15 year old playing for a men's cricket team and the unexpected nature of the punchline just got me. I'm not proud.


 
Posted : 01/04/2017 9:28 pm
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What do Madeline and a submarine have in common. Not that funny but I'm sure someone would find it offensive.

Agree completely now, think I found it funnier when I was quite merry.

I did post on here once, someone found it offensive as I was banned for posting the whole joke.

Wonder if that same person woukd report us both for posting it uo? 50/50 on the ban? 🙂 Amazing how sensibilities change over time.


 
Posted : 02/04/2017 12:08 am
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Frankie Boyle, Shannon Matthews.


 
Posted : 02/04/2017 1:00 am
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