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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23439727
What fires off the need to roll around in slurry? Bit sad that the judge called him disgusting, the bloke has got some serious mental health issues.
TBF it was the bloke's [i]behaviour[/i] that the judge described as disgusting, which is a fair point.
Good point well made.
You shouldn't knock something until you have tried it.
If a bloke can't go out to a field and roll around in some cow shit without getting hassled by the man then its a very sad world.
Edit, was it Bear Grylls?
Farmer should have offered to sell him some cow muck every week to fill his bath/paddling pool with. Could have been a nice bit of beer money.
If a bloke can't go out to a field and roll around in some cow shit without getting hassled by the man then its a very sad world.
He was naked! If for example you had a dog, & it did its doggy thing & laid eggs in your garden, would you not be just a little freaked out fo find a naked man rolling about in those eggs?
The guy does seem to have the odd issue to overcome.
It's not just rolling around he's been doing. I've seen this story a few times over the years.
Farmer should have offered to sell him some cow muck every week to fill his bath/paddling pool with. Could have been a nice bit of beer money.
Yeah, he could have been rolling in it!
It's not just rolling around he's been doing. I've seen this story a few times over the years.
Indeed - I think 'pleasuring himself' is the polite way of putting it...
He must have got some odd looks on the bus home afterwards.
It is on par with the guy who "pleasured himself" whilst puncturing tyres.
As Pigface asks, what fires off this need?
In fact, scrap that, I dont want to know!!!
Dogs love doing it, its probably a cave man throw back thing.
you think of something?-- anything-- and there will be someone somewhere who gets off on it ! cow waste is fairly low level on these things, we had a guy round here who was into used nappies
The judge should have given him a pat on the back...
Heard a story like this before.
Wierd thing wasnt playing with himself in a tank of slurry. It was he was surounded by tissues to clear up his, err, mess.....
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I think this links nicely to the last post on this ere thread.
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Hey, I like going out on my bike and getting covered in crap. I don't pleasure myself while doing so, but only because I lack the coordination.
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I don't pleasure myself while doing so, but only because I lack the coordination.
A tandem and a willing friend might be the answer to your problem.