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Finish the above sentence
Stop cloning myself.
start getting ready for the best days of your life thus far 🙂
pop an e, unless youv'e already done that, if yes, then get a coffee bean grinder.
prepare to retire at 108.
Stop wearing trainers all the time, and buy some shoes?
Pay off your credit cards.
take a walk on the wild side..
Edit - too long ago to remember.... 🙂
enjoy being young.
Spend more money.
tell everyone you're 29
Convince myself that 30 isn't old and 40 is where middle age starts.
have a ****.
Jump out of a plane.
You've ten years to plan for your mid-life crisis. Start now, so you don't miss the opportunity.
Stop wearing trainers all the time, and buy some shoes?
42 here and still wearing trainers - proper shoes just aren't as comfortable...
Possibly start thinking about becoming an adult at some point.
Shag more.
I'm serious.
😆
Buy a Ventana.
Oh hang on...no, your not old enough.
have a ****.
Arguably the most realistic suggestion
Pop your cherry?
proceed very quickly to been 40 🙁
live it now.
carry on as normal
1) have a posh w**k (treat yourself)
2) walk into Vodka Revolution and comment on how young everyone else is
3) stand naked in front of the mirror and take a mental photo... It's downhill from here
4) accept your metabolism has just come to a standstill
5) wait an hour or two and have another w**k to prove to yourself you've still got it
1) have a posh w**k (treat yourself)
Bloody hell, haven't done one of those for a while.
There's some redundant one upstairs too
/logging off
Once again, STW provides.
wait an hour or two and have another w**k to prove to yourself you've still got it
...that creased me up! 😆
five oh tomorrow.. 30.. soooo young.
Read a book properly without spoiling it by looking at all the pictures first
Get in touch with your feminine side: Buy a biological clock and set it to go off RIGHT F***ING NOW.
VEGAS
Continue to enjoy your life as before, but with the dual benefits of hindsight and disposable income.