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A taylors ice cream machine wont run from an inverter cos it has a voltage latching relay that cuts out under load. I Will just have to eat all the ice cream before it goes off or change relay for a contact breaker the decission is yours.
The model on my desktop has 202 faces, a volume of 80.519619mm^3, an area of 77216.902458mm^2 & a center of gravity of 0,0,48.328696mm
The deflection at the apex of my current portal frame, under unfactored dead and live loads, is 81.37mm which is 0.478% of the span.
we use thin client, which is pi$h.
There are 41064 unique URLs in unique_url_list.txt which forms part of a phing buildscript for auto Sitemap.xml generation
Bank holidays are annoying for their effects on press copy deadlines, but it only affects two of my ads this week.
some one has already run the mark to markets for the 29th and didn't tell us
Our "Phantom Shitter" hasn't struck now in almost 18 months
82% of the people who completed my questionnaire on the indoor air quality within their office didn't enter the name of the uni building they work in.
I would have reached my chargeable hours target for the year, had I been able to record over 30 hours of temporary time to a file number.
So, I now miss out on a 5% bonus (like they'd dish them out anyway this year...).
Our "Phantom Shitter" hasn't struck now in almost 18 months
LOL Ours has gone missing too.
Forensic examinations of the “splatter pattern” pointed to the possibility of him facing the cistern whilst going about his business. Riding the khazi like it was a Harley.
The largest incontinence pads we use will absorb a litre of pee
I have made 15 calls today, not all of them overly productive.
I'm going home now. 🙂
No TJ this post is for work-related facts!
I have a Gentleman in reception 😐
Haze, work related facts only please....
Escape velocity is defined to be the minimum velocity an object must have in order to escape the gravitational field of the earth, that is, escape the earth without ever falling back.
The object must have greater energy than its gravitational binding energy to escape the earth's gravitational field. So:
1/2 mv2 = GMm/R
Where m is the mass of the object, M mass of the earth, G is the gravitational constant, R is the radius of the earth, and v is the escape velocity. It simplifies to:
v = sqrt(2GM/R)
or
v = sqrt(2gR)
Where g is acceleration of gravity on the earth's surface.
The value evaluates to be approximately:
11100 m/s
40200 km/h
25000 mph
😆 Nice work Cap'n. 😆
😉
Dusty Lilac is a rocker scientist?
Encrusted poo on an elderly lady is a bugger to hose off without a flannel !
My plates deform like boobs under pressure...
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14% of my colleagues believe that Peter Shilton lifted the World Cup in 1982 as captain of the winning team.
They make about a million Crunchies a day here, unless something goes wrong...
There is a fly on my screen, right....
=> Here
They make about a million Crunchies a day here, unless something goes wrong...
Mmmmmm crunchies. Thats good advertising, I'm going to get one on hte way home.
I didn't get paid today 🙁
(Our company finally moved into the 20th century [yes I do mean 20th] and have just started paying salaries by direct deposit rather than cheque. Mine's not turned up...I wonder whether the mortgage company will be so blase if they don't get their money...)
The new blood glucose monitors are ****ing huge!
Our new blood glucose monitors are pretty much the same size as the old ones, but these ones will use a different chip with an extended memory architecture and a faster I2C bus.
For the financial year 2008/09 against the financial year 2007/08 there were:
1263 more clients
1637 more enquiries
...which sounds very positive if you were in a commercial environment...except that it is for an advice centre.
Our Kw/tonne figure for last month was down by £0.09, which is good news for me as its one of my key objectives to reduce it by £0.05 🙂
Case 360 diggers are sh*t.
one month into the new year and we're ahead of target. which will no doubt continue for the next 11...
My employer is committed to continuing their participation in national negotiations on the single pay spine for 2009/10.
I don't believe them.
The total utilities bill for the prison I work in was £200,000 last year.
(no, I don't believe it either)
I need to raise the seawall to 11.95mAOD so that the ballast from the railway is retained and that there is sufficient 'freeboard'.
Out of a wing population of 176, 58 are on Methodone.
I have found the joy of pivot tables and charts, and now can't help but use them for the most trivial tasks.
Four years of uni and a career in technical software testing and IT security comes to this...
I've submitted 82 checkins to our version control system so far this calendar year, if you include branch integrations.
I was sent out to buy a new electric kettle for the British Rail booking office in 1969
Even more boringly, I have sent three more e-mails today than my normal daily average of 34. Interestingly, my current total of mails sent is at the same level as last week, even though it's a thursday today and I was out two days last week.
I hate Excel.
The beam angle of a lamp or luminaire is defined as half the peak intensity
Icefresh Cod was £146 per 27Kg unit in April 2007 🙂
Non-human animals adopt the first moving thing they see when they're born as their primary carer, whether it's their mother or not.. whatever they chose influences sexual attraction later in life....
Balance Kiteboards 2009 line up uses a core structure comprised of a mixture of end grain CNC wood laminate, Airex foam and Nomex Honeycomb.