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Martin has the Cartesian coordinate system for a surname
If his surname was 'skeeto' he would describe a little insect. As it is, his namesake is a bechopped Emmerdalian.
Cornflake girl
edit: too slow!!
as mad as a bucket of badgers
😯
Utterly charming, for a vegetablist. 😉
Splendid online persona. Not seen his "Restaurant Bill Of The Week" in CITYAM. yet...
Knows of the Wyndham arms so must be a good fellow
@ Woppit....more likely to be in the SMH from a couple of weeks ago. 😳 🙂
likes nursey with a beard, it gives him something to hang on to
"say something about the poster above you."
Am I missing something?
Used to be as fast a whippet before he piled the weight on
Was too slow
makes me think of banjos being played in the deep dark south.
lives on a space ship with a cat and a hologram
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At least as old as I am (probably)!
Old enough to know better, then.
knows Cresswell Quay so must be a decent chap.
Is a fine judge of character! (What on earth will happen when/if Maurice goes to tend the big bar in the sky?)
Seems to have as much cash as dash ......... probably
Waitress, Cheers
Died after a long illness
http://m.legacy.com/obituaries/toledoblade/obituary.aspx?n=mary-frances-lechman-mefty&pid=135014298
Was in Milli Vanilli
Brazilian Citroen driver
Needs more sleep. Likes watching Peppa Pig.
Can't spell "cheese"
Likes being roasted.
Was recently featured in a Daily Mail article
He's a festively plump porker...
Rumoured to be the lovechild of Abercrombie and Fitch
aint gettin on no plane fool......
Can often be found in Army combats
Young janitor, swings both ways
doesn't like egg shells
Survivor of virtual TJ snog-age.
Another survivor of virtual TJ snog-age.
Sounds like a synthesizer.
[i]Looks[/i] like a synthesizer
Comes with Filter Tips (did you ever get that accident sorted?)
Makes a noise like a cat, but no good at spelling...
grommit
Native American artistic type
nice sideburns.......... 8)
Sixteen of these and what do you get?