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Never ask a starfish for directions.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 1:17 pm
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https://flic.kr/p/2kTn7Wu


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 1:26 pm
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Never drink in the pub closest to the railway station


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 2:20 pm
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Never ask a starfish for directions.

Excellent, That made me laugh


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 2:49 pm
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Never say you’ll smoke till 50 and then give up because it’ll be too late by then.

NEVER say this at a party.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 2:55 pm
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Never assume malice when incompetence would suffice.

Hanlon's Razor, that.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 5:37 pm
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Never drink in the pub closest to the railway station

Tap on the Line at Kew Gardens station is a lovely pub. Albeit London prices, of course.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 5:47 pm
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York Tap is pretty good too. As is Platform 3 at Claygate.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 5:53 pm
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Never scissor with the runs.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 6:20 pm
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Never start a land war in Asia.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 6:25 pm
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Never say one last try


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 6:40 pm
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Never tell me the odds.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 7:00 pm
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Never interfere in a boy-and-girl fight.

- Words of Advice for Young People, William S. Burroughs


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 7:27 pm
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Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana.

or during a colonoscopy


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 7:28 pm
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Never invade Afganistan.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 7:31 pm
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Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 7:47 pm
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Never go into an internet debate thinking you will either change someone's mind or get anyone else to act in a reasonable or objective way.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 7:48 pm
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Never vote Tory


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 8:02 pm
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Never Ending Story
Ahh-ah-ah
Ahh-ah-ah
Ahh-ah-ah


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 8:07 pm
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never touch the MIL inappropriately.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 8:27 pm
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Never play cards or pool with a man who’s first name is the name of a city.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 8:34 pm
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Never discuss age, weight or hair with a lady.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 8:52 pm
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Never talk politics or religion at parties.

Never stop fighting.

Never sleep with, or go out with, anyone that you work with.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 9:10 pm
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Never punch a bear.

Never eat soup wearing a fencing mask.

Never marry a woman with three eyes.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 9:14 pm
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I'm really worried. I met my wife in 1993. She's absolutely amazing. Is she playing the long game....She's called Louise!!!! I wish this thread had been around back then.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 9:21 pm
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Never give a sucker an even break.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 9:47 pm
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Never ever go to Neverland with MJ
Never before , in the feild of human conflict...
Were off to Never Never Land ( Rock )
Never say " Watch this! "
Never say " This is the last run down for the day"


 
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Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
The alphabet runs right from A to Z
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find.

Never. Ever.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 10:23 pm
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Never the Twain shall meet


 
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Never say “Now watch this!” before doing anything.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 10:34 pm
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Never quote All Saints, it’s not big and it’s not clever 😉


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 11:50 pm
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Never say that!


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 11:53 pm
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never pick a fight with an inanimate object.


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 11:56 pm
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Never trust a hippy


 
Posted : 17/04/2021 11:59 pm
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i’ve just remembered that i had a girlfriend called louise. she was nuts. the trouble kind, not the fun kind.


 
Posted : 18/04/2021 12:05 am
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Never say never Fievel!


 
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Posted : 18/04/2021 12:22 am
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Never reply to the question “Does my bum look big in this?”


 
Posted : 18/04/2021 12:26 am
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Never eat durian and drink whiskey (especially when your blood pressure is high).


 
Posted : 18/04/2021 1:25 am
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Never regions.


 
Posted : 18/04/2021 4:56 am
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Never in the field of human conflict . . .


 
Posted : 18/04/2021 9:20 am
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Never turn your back on a bar of soap.


 
Posted : 18/04/2021 12:29 pm
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A Lithuanian guy I used to work with had some great directly-translated-from-Lithuanian proverbs.

'never put your dick in crazy' was a particularly wise example.


 
Posted : 18/04/2021 6:41 pm
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Never lie. You will eventually get found out and then it'll be a whole lot worse than coming clean at the start.
That's what we're trying to instill in our children anyway. They're going to be mad at us when they find out about Santa! Got to love the hypocrisy of parenting.


 
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Never explain, only the guilty explain.


 
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