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Never ask a starfish for directions.
Never drink in the pub closest to the railway station
Never ask a starfish for directions.
Excellent, That made me laugh
Never say you’ll smoke till 50 and then give up because it’ll be too late by then.
NEVER say this at a party.
Never assume malice when incompetence would suffice.
Hanlon's Razor, that.
Never drink in the pub closest to the railway station
Tap on the Line at Kew Gardens station is a lovely pub. Albeit London prices, of course.
York Tap is pretty good too. As is Platform 3 at Claygate.
Never scissor with the runs.
Never start a land war in Asia.
Never say one last try
Never tell me the odds.
Never interfere in a boy-and-girl fight.
- Words of Advice for Young People, William S. Burroughs
Never make eye contact whilst eating a banana.
or during a colonoscopy
Never invade Afganistan.
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
Never go into an internet debate thinking you will either change someone's mind or get anyone else to act in a reasonable or objective way.
Never vote Tory
Never Ending Story
Ahh-ah-ah
Ahh-ah-ah
Ahh-ah-ah
never touch the MIL inappropriately.
Never play cards or pool with a man who’s first name is the name of a city.
Never discuss age, weight or hair with a lady.
Never talk politics or religion at parties.
Never stop fighting.
Never sleep with, or go out with, anyone that you work with.
Never punch a bear.
Never eat soup wearing a fencing mask.
Never marry a woman with three eyes.
I'm really worried. I met my wife in 1993. She's absolutely amazing. Is she playing the long game....She's called Louise!!!! I wish this thread had been around back then.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never ever go to Neverland with MJ
Never before , in the feild of human conflict...
Were off to Never Never Land ( Rock )
Never say " Watch this! "
Never say " This is the last run down for the day"
Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
The alphabet runs right from A to Z
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find.
Never. Ever.
Never the Twain shall meet
Never say “Now watch this!” before doing anything.
Never quote All Saints, it’s not big and it’s not clever 😉
Never say that!
never pick a fight with an inanimate object.
Never trust a hippy
i’ve just remembered that i had a girlfriend called louise. she was nuts. the trouble kind, not the fun kind.
Never say never Fievel!
Never reply to the question “Does my bum look big in this?”
Never eat durian and drink whiskey (especially when your blood pressure is high).
Never regions.
Never in the field of human conflict . . .
Never turn your back on a bar of soap.
A Lithuanian guy I used to work with had some great directly-translated-from-Lithuanian proverbs.
'never put your dick in crazy' was a particularly wise example.
Never lie. You will eventually get found out and then it'll be a whole lot worse than coming clean at the start.
That's what we're trying to instill in our children anyway. They're going to be mad at us when they find out about Santa! Got to love the hypocrisy of parenting.
Never explain, only the guilty explain.