Forum menu
He probably just wanted to use your toilet. When our neighbours go on holiday I sometimes have a shower with there cat.
FFS, if the G/F was up to anything with the guy next door why would she have told the OP???
Get the rozzers onto this straight away. Seriously, I can't think of any legitimate reason that he would need to be in your house if you were not there and had not invited him to.
I would also be going through my credit history with a fine toothcomb to see if there was anything on it I did not recognise. Like loans. Or credit cards.
Seriously, call the old bill.
Check for anything missing but I reckon he's just a nosy bastard and/or a danger****ing ace. If he's been letting himself in and pinching stuff for a while then you must have noticed something missing by now.
If nothing is missing I'd be round there embarrassing the hell out of him, maybe a chat over the fence whilst the other neighbours are about.
JCL - MemberHe probably just wanted to use your toilet. When our neighbours go on holiday I sometimes have a shower with there cat.
Where?
[i]I sometimes have a shower with there cat.
Where?
[/i]
Over they're.
they're on the stairs?
they're on the stairs right their.
Cat? Is the cat alive before the act or stuffed? (pre-stuffed)
Ignore anything along the lines of 'it's just trespass, the police won't be interested'. Trespass with intent to steal is burglary, and these circumstances would merit enquiry to establish if that is the case.
Wright their
Edit: balls to late
could he have been using your computer?
browsing octoporn or worse and then deleting the history
id tell the police
a little moose with clogs on?
Do you normally enter through each other's back doors?
😯
Well I'd eclair.
@OP.
I think you find the order goes:
Ring Plod > Post on internet.
What did he say when you spoke to him? I would be going batshitmental if that happened in my house.
Do they live in a windmill in old hamster jam?
1 - why the hell has your door been open for 5 years? Have you not heard of locks?
2 - i would be going over to his house with a hot iron and searing off his testicles.
A windmill with my sin is hardly surprising.
Jamie - Member@OP.
I think you find the order goes:
Ring Plod > Post on internet
But then in true STW style the OP has dissapeared, something sinister is afoot!
[i]something sinister is afoot[/i]
Ninja clogs?
But then in true STW style the OP has dissapeared, something sinister is afoot!
So either:
a) Someone is having a slow day at work, and this is all bullshit.
or
b) The OP is actually the knicker sniffer*, and is trying to get inside the average mindset of a Joe Public, as they are worried what his neighbour is going to do about his back door based intrusion.
*something something allegedly.
[i]Have you not heard of locks?[/i]
It's still the 70s round their way.
neilsonwheels girlfriend & neighbour, yesterday:
[img] http://tinyurl.com/oyurxy9 [/img]
Was your girlfriend alerted by the neighbour going clip-clippety-clop on the stair?
OP, your shared back garden, is it Crimea?
OP, your shared back garden, is it Crimea?
If it is, then I feel Ukraine.
2 - i would be going over to his house with a hot iron and searing off his testicles.
internet hardman
oh, did he have a camera?
if so, urbexing
if so, urbexing
More like urb[b]s[/b]exing
Amirite!
It does sound a bit like the opening scene of a cheap grumble film.
Was he there to clean the pool / fix the plumbing / offer a massage
Amirite!
[img] 
[/img]
[img] 
[/img]
Once again, Jamie finds the perfect Gif for the moment.
I salute you.
[img] 
[/img]
If they leave their doors open as well why don't you wait till they've gone out, then go in, make yourself at home, stick the telly on & relax till they come back, see how they like it.
[img] 
[/img]
*checks to see if he's opened the gifs thread by mistake*
FFS, if the G/F was up to anything with the guy next door why would she have told the OP???
Erm... distraction method?? 😆
However as the thread has deteriorated into Gif smashing fun, I'm with the American Drummer Boy...
Check your shoes. 😉
OP, go and talk to him. Make it perfectly clear that sort of nonsense is unacceptable and it you have any inkling of it happening again, the police will be involved.
Also LOCK THE BLOODY DOORS! If im upstairs along with everyone else during the day, then the doors will be locked. I only takes a second for someone to grab your wallet / handbag / car keys.
That's all very well, but I'm concerned for the safety of the moggy, wear's the cat?
Call the fuzz man.
Lock the frickin door already 🙂
[i]wear's the cat[/i]
Maybe it's been stole?
He wears the cat??? what on his head? that's insane behaviour.
Totally abnormal, can't think of a single reasonable excuse. Police.