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As a roadie I’m proud to be shaved

Only up to the shorts line for me. Otherwise chaffage. After a 24h TT I grew a third testicle as an abscess due to abrasion injury, infection and some topical steroid cream. That was surely my moment to apply!


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 2:55 pm
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You know, there might be a respectable grey middle ground?

A little old lady wanders into a tattoo parlour and asks for a tattoo of Mike Tyson on her left thigh and Frank Bruno on her right thigh (guess the age of the joke). Once the tattooist is finished the little old lady's unimpressed with his work and says neither of them look like who they're meant to.
The tattooist calls in his mate from the other room, he takes one look and says, "I've no idea who the blokes on each side are, but the one in the middle's a dead-ringer for Don King"...


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 3:11 pm
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Snakes? slow worms? Fish?

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Yep.


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 3:46 pm
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Those that haven’t experienced the effects of minty tea tree shaving cream/shower gel during, and after a good topiary session haven’t lived.


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 3:49 pm
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A little old lady wanders into a tattoo parlour and asks for a tattoo of Mike Tyson on her left thigh and Frank Bruno on her right thigh (guess the age of the joke). Once the tattooist is finished the little old lady’s unimpressed with his work and says neither of them look like who they’re meant to.
The tattooist calls in his mate from the other room, he takes one look and says, “I’ve no idea who the blokes on each side are, but the one in the middle’s a dead-ringer for Don King”…

Reminds me of the (perhaps apocryphal) story of the rock singer Wendy O. Williams who purportedly had a W tattooed on each buttock check to read WoW


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 3:55 pm
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Wonder if TJ shaves his face? What’s that all about?

To look less manly and therefore more prepubescent according to some reputable research. 😀

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160418-the-real-reason-men-grow-beards


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 4:04 pm
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Reminds me of the (perhaps apocryphal) story of the rock singer Wendy O. Williams who purportedly had a W tattooed on each buttock check to read WoW

I've heard that joke countless times, that's the first time I've heard it attributed to anyone.


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 4:07 pm
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story of the rock singer Wendy O. Williams

story of the rock punk singer Wendy O. Williams

😉


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 4:15 pm
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Uh huh, bringing a world of your own preconceptions about why other people trim/shave/ or do whatever to their pubes there. I’m willing to bet money a vanishingly small number do it “to look prepubescent”

Absolutely. It’s got bugger-all to do with looking ‘prepubescent’, at least for most people, AFAIAA, it’s down to aesthetic appeal, and/or comfort. Some people are very much attracted to others with a lot of body hair, others aren’t, and I’m one of those.
Also, there are times when trying to cough up hairs from the back of your throat, like a cat with a hairball, can really spoil a moment… 😉


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 4:58 pm
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Also, there are times when trying to cough up hairs from the back of your throat, like a cat with a hairball, can really spoil a moment…

Conversely, there's nothing quite like snuggling into a nice soft downy patch and going exploring.


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 5:11 pm
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Conversely, there’s nothing quite like snuggling into a nice soft downy patch and going exploring.

A little bit of sick just came up


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 5:17 pm
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A little bit of sick just came up

Hilario! 😄


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 5:23 pm
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Beating through dense undergrowth makes your tongue really sore too


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 5:44 pm
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Only up to the shorts line for me.

Christ, no!

I used to sell memberships at a big health club chain. We had an Aussie working there who raced at a decent level. Was obviously part gorilla from the hair sprouting out the neck of his shirts.

I was showing a prospective member around the club and as we went through the men's changing room to the pool area this lad emerged from the showers. It was unclear if he was naturally bald and wearing a strange furry knee length romper suit, or if he had shaved to the shorts line. Just looked very odd.


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 5:48 pm
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As a roadie I’m proud to be shaved.

(Ex wife hated it by the way!)

Not a fan of the "last chicken in the shop" look?


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 6:04 pm
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the roots of pubic shaving are very clear

I'm guessing woman who like men with shaved chests or shaved faces are paedos as well.


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 10:07 pm
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I’m guessing woman who like men with shaved chests or shaved faces are paedos as well.

Makes you think when you do your own research...


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 10:13 pm
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People with alopecia?


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 11:26 pm
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Awww just watching it right now, a couple happy together - something positive for the thread 😉


 
Posted : 25/11/2021 11:31 pm
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And unusual for the show. (-:


 
Posted : 26/11/2021 12:46 am
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Google never ceases to amaze me.. I was watching Scotty Laughland MTB Tour of Scotland on YouTube  (another recent STW thread) and suddenly YouTube starts serving up ads about manscaping!


 
Posted : 26/11/2021 7:28 am
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