Yes but get them to pick it up.
Post two things. One small box, one big box. We need data granularity.
Durr. Of course!
Yes but get them to pick it up.
this, very much this
Guys.... should i post another one?
Yes. But this time put a GPS tracker in there.
Or even a better a cheap Nokia phone...the one with a week plus of battery. After a week ring it and maybe someone will open the package and answer. Then you can give 'em the good 'ol Liam Neeson.
This reinvestment of compo scheme definitely has legs. It could turn into a crypto currency, maybe called Shitcoin?
Do it and if I could give you the credits they said they would give me for screwing up I would be delighted to pay for the collection --- A collection addressed to yourself would be the ultimate spoof ---- please please do it 🙂
This reinvestment of compo scheme definitely has legs. It could turn into a crypto currency, maybe called Shitcoin?
I just don't think it'll deliver on the investment.
Yep. Returns will be poor.
I suggest the OP gives out his address and we all send him a package.
Good idea but the joke is that he lives on the moon, or alternatively in a box in Hermes' returns dept.
I wish I had seen this thread before I sent my nephew and niece (who live in central Edinburgh) their Christmas presents, by MyHermes... 🙂
Can I join the 'wait and see' brigade?
^ uh oh
Will book a collection and drop one off at parcelstore
Will write delivery and return to addresses on them
If they arrive but not yours, we'll at least confirm just how much your driver detests you.
They have to be stealing them! being that incompetent would be too much effort! The only guarantee is they will lie about it!
Latest MH delivery helpfully thrown over the garden fence in the rain today. Why is it always delivered like this when it rains?
Why is it always delivered like this [s]when it rains[/s]?
FTFY. (-:
They have to be stealing them! being that incompetent would be too much effort! The only guarantee is they will lie about it!
If you are a MyHermes driver a good way to decide what to steal/bin is to look and see if your last drop is miles away and likely to involve rush hour traffic.
at least an hour of your time plus the diesel means those deliveries are just not worth making.
I'm away for a couple of days and an expensive bottle of perfume for the OH has also been lost, I had no notification of its posting and have since found out it's been 'signed for by the purchaser', it will not be there when I get back tomorrow 😥
MyHermes have cost me £180 so far this December.
£180?
That ain’t no Old Spice Pour Femme.
With a bit of effort you should be able to get to £500 + VAT by Christmas.
Sounds like time to test the insurance claims process OP! I wonder what manner of fun that may entail?!
I actually changed my buying on something else as I found out the retailer used Hermes otherwise the total losses would start to creep up.
Maybe Hermes will end up like the Daily Mail and businesses will take their custom elsewhere.
I'm away for a couple of days and an expensive bottle of perfume for the OH has also been lost
Hooky perfume is rife, use a shop.
[quote=DanW ]Sounds like time to test the insurance claims process OP! I wonder what manner of fun that may entail?!
Can you imagine? A fresh, new hell.
I have an ominous Hermes update on a parcel today yesterday it was out for delivery now it's back to "sorted at regional depot" and the out for delivery bit with yesterday date has disappeared....
My parcel is still at the parcel shop awaiting collection so I've just been on live chat. They've advised I 'wait a little longer for the tracking to be updated', with no explanation why it's not been picked up.
Waiting, patiently at home studying barley grains. I also have a big box of sex toys getting delivered and a Shimano action cam (not linked.... though, thinking about it - the Shimano cam can be activated by ANT+ i.e. record over a certain heart rate...Hmmm)
It's with the local courier according to tracking. X
Hooky perfume is rife, use a shop.
I did, a reputable online one, that unbeknown to me uses a disreputable delivery service.
(Was ordered before she knew how bad MyHermes are)
I suggest the OP gives out his address and we all send him a package
I would definitely be up for this! Empty box, large as possible to the OP!
And so it begins again.
Today 13:12
Expected to deliver tomorrow
Today 10:39
With the local courier
Today 07:10
Sorted at regional depot
Yesterday 13:25
We missed you - we'll try again tomorrow
more info
Yesterday 10:58
With the local courier
Yesterday 07:11
Sorted at regional depot
My CRC next day delivery order is being delivered by Hermes today.
What's the chances of it turning up between 15:00 and 19:00 as per there website?
This thread is like crack cocaine. I can give up anytime, just one more day, honest. I'll give it up then, promise.
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They are compulsive liars -- they cannot help themselves, its the default setting for all their problems, lie and then lie again. Come they day of reckoning they will be first against the wall 😆
pb2 - Member
They are compulsive liars -- they cannot help themselves, its the default setting for all their problems, lie and then lie again. Come they day of reckoning they will be first against the wall
Day of Reckoning 13:25
We missed you - we'll try again tomorrow
[quote=ChrisL ]pb2 - Member
They are compulsive liars -- they cannot help themselves, its the default setting for all their problems, lie and then lie again. Come they day of reckoning they will be first against the wall
Day of Reckoning 13:25
We missed you - we'll try again tomorrow
*there has been a delay*
Wait.. it says they're delivering tomorrow.
Saturday?
I've asked them about they failed delivery yesterday and for an explanation of today's "not bothering to do our job" bit.
Their normally speedy-to-respond outsourced helps guys normally get back really quickly. Been a while - I imagine there are no cut and paste answers in their playbook and you're not allowed to freestyle
ElShalimo - Member
My CRC next day delivery order is being delivered by Hermes today.
What's the chances of it turning up between 15:00 and 19:00 as per there website?
It arrived at 17:20. Phew
ive seen this episode of futurama ..... the robot devil now has your soul you realise that !
*there has been a delay*
Delay of Reckoning
Do you have a friendly neighbour? If so, why not end him/her something via MH. That way you'll know if it's personal! 😀
This is my neighbour:
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Maybe he's too scared of her to come into the building?
Ah, Elaine! She's a character!
This could actually be the reason! Case closed.
Just had a peek at the tracking info again, fully expecting delivery to have been made by now...
"delay"
...this is beyond silly now.
Can guarantee I will not use Hermes in future.
From personal experience I know that access to some tenement buildings can be a pain in the arse (usually EH11 in my case), but it doesn't excuse this in the slightest.
I get deliveries from all other courier companies without any major issues.
They normally try the actual 3 times, leave cards (even just through the door on the street if they can't get in to the building) and have alternative options for me (as receiver) like pickup at depot/parcel shop etc