We had a half tub of each left, now we have one tub with both in ffs....she doesn't think that its a big deal. I'm considering digging up the patio later etc 🙂 Am I overreacting?
Yes.
Just stick her under the carpet.
sorry, I assumed that this thread was going to be looking for divorce lawyer recommendations...
who bought the cheeselets ? - there's your patio candidate
scaredypants - Member
who bought the cheddars and cheeselets ? - there's your patio candidate
Oh yes, this is very true.
Naughty flash - don't you put cheddars into my mouth
... actually, it'd save me getting up, wouldn't it
Melt some stilton pour it in the scoff the lot. 😀
singlespeedstu - Member
Melt some stilton pour it in the scoff the lot.
This +1
divorce at the very least
Yep. I thought as much. *fetches shovel*
Do you own a woodchipper?
Your house sounds fun 🙁 I've done a 5 layer jacobs selection/ ritz cracker tower of brie, boursin, goats cheese, more brie (I like brie) and cranberry sauce and stuffing. It ****in rocks! dunno how to eat in though..
+1 singlespeedstu 😀
Wear gloves.
i`d say reaction about right, the only tub fitting as far as i can see is the bin, you need to train her better buying one tub error, two tubs unforgivable
Plenty of food for thought here guys-keep it coming 🙂
On a side note, good lord am I tipsy!
brie is a great glue if you were wondering how many ritz you could stick together. you'd think it'd be boursin, but no, it's brie! might put peanuts in the brie in the next tower..
Probably a good time to start planning a new shed - you could bury her with the hardcore in the base. No point digging up a half decent patio over a dead wife 😉
Good point footflaps. Fancy lending me a couple of hundred grand and project managing the build?
Hey, it's all cheesy, don't see a problem.
Now, if she'd mixed Twiglets in, I'd be going to fetch the shovel and the crowbar!
You think you've got problems?
Yesterday my mother put ice in a glass of Laphroaig.
at the very least you should have thrown the bowl accross the room and stormed off to the pub shouting "thats another f-----n xmas ruined"
or take said bowl of Terrifying Nibbles to the pub to exchange for a free pint, no decent local pub/landlord could argue with that. Local bods will eat the Terrifying Nibbles get stupidly thirsty and everyones's a winner. Happy days. Or are you not Local??
My local has two bouncers on the door. Nuff said!
ah. they don't do nibbles then 🙁
Mule is your MIL still alive? Freezer then woodchipper.
Footflaps - so that's what you meant when you said that your wife wanted a portion of your shed for her own. 😉 I thought you were planning a kitchen. Sorry for the misunderstanding! 😳
😯mightymule - Member
You think you've got problems?Yesterday my mother put ice in a glass of Laphroaig.
Woodchipper time! Roses ought to look good in the spring, though...