[Closed] Mumsnet poster raises interesting point.

Or do teenage girls have a sense of smell?

Eggy drifter then?

Maybe she's deaf?

They'll have noticed her fart walk!

Don't teenaged girls just laugh hysterically when in groups?

The paranoia fart. Happens to us all, did they smell it, are they laughing because i'm on a 26'er.

I find that when I'm expecting 'a long silent one', they tend to end up sounding like I've stood on a duck.

My children (6 & 7) and I have often pondered this on our walk to school in chilly mornings, unfortunately none of us can master the art of farting to order...... 🙁

It's all in the preparation.

Teenagers can hear higher frequencies. It wasn't a silent one, it a high pitched squeak.

there's a bike equivalent to this when you realise that although no one in their cars can hear or smell you, it is probably pretty obvious what you are doing when they see you lift your bum off the seat and cock yourself to one side.

Long and silent, what a waste.

Would depend on moisture content no?

Would burps do the same?