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Apparently masturbating monkeys are a problem for some parents ?_?
Just keep clear of the spray
Sorry, got, erm, overexcited
[Share with the group]Last time I went to Blackpool Zoo the otters were performing oral sex on each other.[/Share with the group]
You tube the monkey and frog 😯
Not that different to some threads on here! Glad most of mum's net gave reasonable replies of "don't be stupid?"
I linked that to the "Dirty Llamas" thread last night but it died a death.
The dolphin and ferret stories had me crying with laughter.
HMf.
[url= http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/2713481-Penetration-man ]This one is much funnier[/url]
Them Bonobo's are so bad you rarely see them in Zoos..
From Wiki
Sexual activity generally plays a major role in bonobo society, being used as what some scientists perceive as a greeting, a means of forming social bonds, a means of conflict resolution, and postconflict reconciliation.[40] Bonobos are the only non-human animal to have been observed engaging in tongue kissing, and oral sex.[41] Bonobos and humans are the only primates to typically engage in face-to-face genital sex
We used to have a dog that used to, let's say, entertain itself. Was quite embarrassing when you're in the middle of watching Coronation St with the parents. Everybody, just ignore the dog...
Was quite embarrassing when you're in the middle of watching Coronation St
Self-fellating dog or not, that's seriously embarrassing.
Not read it yet, but has anyone pointed out the fact that a bunch of apes/monkeys whacking off might be less disgusting that having a handful of shit flung at you, a habit they're also known for, probably as a direct result of Mumsnet members pointing and loudly commenting while they're whacking off!
Ha! Yes someone did, also this:
I really hope this ends up in the daily fail with suitable sad face pose next to the ****ing monkey!
I'm pretty sure I saw something about it in a paper, my dad gets the Wail! 😀
Do not Google monkey and frog..
It takes you to a whole world of beyond weird..
It then took me to all sorts of click bait I got caught up in.. 😯
The Monkey and Frog sounds like a student pub.
The Frog and Monkey - could be a source of education to the residents of Hartlepool....... 😉
my dad gets the Wail!
Self-fellating dog or not, that's seriously embarrassing.
Good to see " The Edinburgh Defence " deployed.
This one has to be a Singletracker's wife...
[url] http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2714513-to-be-upset-slightly [/url]
"It's my birthday today.
So far my DH woke at 7:45 (I've been up with DC since 6:05am)
He went straight to kitchen and made HIS breakfast. Came on lounge and sat down to watch TV. Not even a Happy Birthday.
He told me yesterday he's going out for a ride on his bike this afternoon.
Aibu to feel a little upset at my birthday being forgotten? I'm not expecting lavish gifts. A card would be perfect."
"It's my birthday today.So far my DH woke at 7:45 (I've been up with DC since 6:05am)
He went straight to kitchen and made HIS breakfast. Came on lounge and sat down to watch TV. Not even a Happy Birthday.
He told me yesterday he's going out for a ride on his bike this afternoon.
Aibu to feel a little upset at my birthday being forgotten? I'm not expecting lavish gifts. A card would be perfect."
Does seem pretty unreasonable, I'd say she has a right to feel more than a little upset!
Dammit, I forgot to post a card to an ex-gf, who's still a close friend and who I haven't seen for over a decade, and I [i]still[/i] felt really bad I forgot!