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So, if I wanted to assassinate my half brother at a busy international airport. What chemical would I put on a rag that I could use to cover his face and that would cause death to occur so quickly?


 
Posted : 15/02/2017 11:24 pm
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marmite


 
Posted : 15/02/2017 11:28 pm
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English black pudding.


 
Posted : 15/02/2017 11:29 pm
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You'd want an aerosol with a fine mist, but not so fine it goes everywhere (including your own lungs), and not too fast acting. You want to be away from your [s]wife[/s] victim when they succumb to the poison/toxin.

I'd imagine.


 
Posted : 15/02/2017 11:30 pm
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Isn't chewkw from around that neck of the woods?


 
Posted : 15/02/2017 11:32 pm
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Sudocrem


 
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This being STW it'd be a poison that you've never heard of and is only available direct from an organic pathogen curator in Tuscany, delivered to the victim via an artisan Upcycled blowpipe


 
Posted : 15/02/2017 11:36 pm
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Eggy bum farts ?


 
Posted : 15/02/2017 11:39 pm
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Isn't chewkw from around that neck of the woods?

He is a weapon now you come to mention it.


 
Posted : 15/02/2017 11:46 pm
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A combination of HG mould spray and toilet duck.


 
Posted : 15/02/2017 11:57 pm
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I used to use cyanide, but they sold out and went commercial.

You just need to go to your local artisanal poison supplier - find one with a thoughtful backstory on their web page and where prices are reassuringly expensive.


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 6:37 am
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Lynx Africa in typical hormonal teenage boy quantities


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 7:01 am
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GT 85 .


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 7:26 am
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Ask IS


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 7:55 am
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Woodburner ash, T5 or T6 engine oil, Audio brake fluid, Nick Cave on the headphones, Santa Cruz or Yeti carbon fibre shavings........


 
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Ask IS

Is that the new search engine of choice?


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 8:04 am
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Iocane powder.


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 8:22 am
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summer bin juice


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 8:55 am
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marmite

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Posted : 16/02/2017 9:01 am
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The CIA are now tracking this thread. I'm staying away.


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 9:37 am
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Ask him if rag smells of chloroform to him? ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 9:40 am
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Richard Kuklinski liked cyanide, he'd fake a sneeze and spray it in people's faces, they'd drop dead fairly quickly and a lot of the times it looked like a heart attack.

If you're never heard of him, he was a scary ****er and the basis for a lot of chatacters in various ganger films and one about him in particular.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Kuklinski


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 10:01 am
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This being STW it'd be a poison that you've never heard of and is only available direct from an organic pathogen curator in Tuscany, delivered to the victim via an artisan Upcycled blowpipe

Applauds! ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 10:56 am
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Ask him if rag smells of chloroform to him?

Whatever happened to chloroforming people? Used to happen all the time when I was a kid. Well, it used to happen to Tintin all the time.


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 11:14 am
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Whatever happened to chloroforming people? Used to happen all the time when I was a kid. Well, it used to happen to Tintin all the time.

In an age where people take horse tranquillisers for recreation, I guess it's just not hipster enough.


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 11:21 am
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Whatever happened to chloroforming people?

A mate from school found some in his dads garage. It was fun the first couple of times, then it just made us puke.

Quantro still reminds me of the smell of it.


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 11:33 am
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Quantro still reminds me of the smell of it.

Is that the restaurant in Harrogate?


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 12:05 pm
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Among the possible poisons are ricin, a lethal chemical found in the seeds of castor oil plants or tetrodotoxin, which is the killer ingredient in puffer fish.

The former is a slow working poison while tetrodotoxin is known to paralyse and kill victims fairly quickly.

maybe it was some iffy sushi.


 
Posted : 16/02/2017 12:12 pm