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Lol at the farage, that's absolutely what it'll be called in this house from now on.
Shatty Watter. Best said with a Geordie accent 🙂
Poo Brew.
Or Loo Brew if you're a bit posh.
Because I’m, not a minger...
Here, this is surely the only thread ever where I can mention this.. my brush holder is (get this) in the toilet!
Yes, cos I am a proper minger and would leave the farage to overflow, I bought one of those Dragons Den loo-brushes that gets cleaned with every flush. (Actually called Flush Brush). I’m so proud 😁
Botti Broth or some variation of.
Carling Black Label!
Shit Creek
Bog chowder.
Or how about...Cullen stink.
I bought one of those Dragons Den loo-brushes that gets cleaned with every flush.
That looks insanely over-complicated.
you can hold a regular bog brush in the loo when you flush it. Same result an no clips, magnets or risk of splatter.
Yep, you got it exactly.
Bum Gunge.
Though to be honest this thread could have ended at the first mention of Garage.
Eau du merde
Eau de Humanity
Fruit de Merde
first mention of Garage
Bum and Base
Santorum
It was be so wonderful if something similar happened with 'Farage'.
For those who haven't heard of the Santorum story before, it is worth a Google. Although a bit NSFW.
Fruit de Merde
Vin de Poos
And a band name:
Rod and the Faeces
Bum and Base
Scrubstep
Shat eau neuf de poop
Poo-illy Piss-ay
Bleach
Because I’m, not a minger. Does no one else just half fill the holder with bleach+water so when you use the brush it actually cleans the loo rather than just swishing the poo around?
Well, certainly not half full, but enough poured over the brush to clean it, and continue to disinfect whatever comes off the brush, and after several treatments, the accumulation can be poured into the loo, then flushed. Rince and repeat. Not bothered about spillage, never, ever knocked the brush and holder over, and the floor is covered in vinyl anyway, for exactly that reason, ‘cos it’s the bathroom as well.
'The Bovril boat' (London lighterage term)
Shat eau neuf de poop
Mods, close the thread. We have a winner.
Cummings.
Hmm
Pretty close second to Farage.
I do like Cummings better now he’s turned on Johnson.
Cummings reminds me of Steven Berkoffs dog. Sadly the original’s apparently not on YouTube
“ DOG follows a day in the life of a racist football hooligan and his beloved pitbull terrier, Roy, who changes his life. ”
Definitely Farage.
Cummings are the flecks of debris occasionally seen in the farage resulting from removing a stubborn boris on the back of the bowl, deposited by your 14 year-old son.
Bit of an insight into my life. I'm gagging just writing this.