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[Closed] Just sat there drinking at the bar....

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...when i notice a Cork retainer lying nearby, rejected and lonely.

One of the bar staff was having her leaving drinks there before she's jets off to Glasgow uni.

A quick wiggle and bending of the wires and a little floral addition, then i placed it on one of the girls drinks glasses.

It seemed to be taken as a chat up method and the night went very well..

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Anyone else do similar with such things?


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:29 pm
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Not yet, but that's inspired.


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:37 pm
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Showing off is what it is 😉


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:40 pm
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Good skills.


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:42 pm
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so, did you?


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:42 pm
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Why Sharki , you old smoothie... 😉


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:44 pm
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Well you would, wouldn't you.


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:44 pm
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Neat, I like that!


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:46 pm
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Smother than a cashmere codpiece

Chapeau


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:46 pm
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*Doffs cap to genius*


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:49 pm
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What happens on tour.....

They seem to like my creative side.
Even this one seems to negate the need for Rohypnol.

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😆


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:51 pm
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Rather good work.

Dirty boy 😉


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:53 pm
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You stick that pic on ebay, with the same story, and sell some 'plans' (I know, but people would buy it!)by email for a tenner each, you'd shift a fair few £10 emails I reckon.


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 7:57 pm
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Yes but who carries a dead rat with them jussin case?


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 8:03 pm
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Photoshopped!

Where do I claim my £5?


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 10:06 pm
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Anyone else do similar with such things?

Not yet but having seen that I will do.

I'd also appreciate it if you didn't do that in Bristol - people would soon twig that I was copying a genius!


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 10:18 pm
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Photoshopped! Where do I claim my £5?

The more I think about it, the more I agree. Something just doesn't seem right!

Availability of daisies, the photo quality, the fact a set of wire clippers must have been involved...


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 10:22 pm
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The more I think about it, the more I agree. Something just doesn't seem right!

Well the gap to get the daisy stem in really isn't right, so I'm right, so just where is my money? 😉


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 11:03 pm
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I had a go. Took a couple of mins, plus the nail scissors from my hand bag. It would take longer to photoshop it.
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Posted : 20/06/2013 11:19 pm
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It will take me longer to work out how to rotate it 😆


 
Posted : 20/06/2013 11:20 pm
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Nail clippers!
You over tooled ****wit.
Just bend wire till it fatigues and breaks .

I tried to avoid wrapping the neck wire around one arm as handing a flower to a lady, with a over developed arm basically suggests you've been tugging on your own wire for too long... But hey, that might work for you.

To the unbelievers. You're right. I went to the pub and replaced the flower as it's still on public display there. Daisies are slack on that hole, then again it's the thought that counts...


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 1:53 am
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Like. A lot.


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 2:03 am
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I'll pipe down then, glad it's all true 😀

Timidwheeler, yours looks like it's flicking the Vs!


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 6:20 am
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ladies like a man who's good with his hands...


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 6:50 am
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Blimey, I just realised the severe lack of winks suggesting my comment wasn't meant in humour.

I didn't mean it that way.


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 12:25 pm
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😉


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 12:28 pm
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Tavy girls are easier than that. You coming down tonight or tomorrow?


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 12:32 pm
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Tonight Jambo, on the train in a mo.
First class to Gunnislake. 😉

I've brought the camera so I can capture your road riding antics.


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 12:35 pm
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I would have found another use for the fifth appendage, may have made your point (fnaar) a little too directly though 😈


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 12:54 pm
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It was considered..


 
Posted : 21/06/2013 12:58 pm