a bit late for surprise presents.
any help??
There is nothing that can help you now.
You are going to hell!
23rd? It's hardly special is it, what did she get you?
She got me here alive.
dont underestimate that
Well if those are the stakes then M&S not your regular garage on the way home for the flowers then 🙂
I can get you a false passport and a ticket to Uraguay.
For a price.
You will need a convincing limp.
Have you got a canoe ?
You will need a convincing limp.
You know who the OP is??
Make her something nice and artistic 🙂
How about a garden irrigation system?
😉
You’ve just found out! You’ve had over 23 yrs to prepare and plan...
You will need a convincing limp.
a convincing limp what?
Congrats.
Why not weld her up a fine art sculpture that she will treasure forever.
On second thought,just go for the false passport deal. 🙂
The upside is that the odds of making your 24th anniversary are considerably reduced and therefore the anguish of going through this again are eliminated!
