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[Closed] Just been to the barbers and now I look like a ****

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Posted : 06/06/2015 1:55 pm
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That alpaca cut is a good luck. I laughed at the Thompson Twins too but where are the pics????


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 1:56 pm
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Posted : 06/06/2015 1:58 pm
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I haven't been to the hairdressers and I still look like a ****. Just had a check in the mirror and I can confirm.


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 2:23 pm
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This is going to be a let down now considering the above posts.

How little hair I have on the back of my head:

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The fluffy top:

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Hitler:

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* Actually thats scary. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

The best I can do with Hipster pomade:

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Posted : 06/06/2015 2:39 pm
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You look like a ****


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 2:56 pm
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Go full Hitler, it's the only way.

That or just keep up with the Peaky Blinders/Italian mobster waxed look, it's not actually that bad.


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 2:59 pm
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That was not a let down in the slightest.

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Grade 2 all over, and you shouldn't have to pay for it.


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 3:00 pm
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Absolutely classic!!

I vote for the Hitler look - get some old army boots, a bomber jacket and roll the bottom of your trousers up - might get a few funny looks around town...


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 3:09 pm
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I thought the first alpaca was funny until I saw the OPs pics. Haven't laughed so much in ages!


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 3:30 pm
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This is already looking like thread of the year.


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 3:35 pm
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Another vote for the Furher.


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 3:40 pm
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You poor bastard, it's not even a good fade! I would find another barber and get them to buzz the top a 4,and take up (yes,up; slightly) the fade so its even. From there you will just have to take comfort in the sense of individuality only such an obscure haircut can provide. "I could explain this haircut, but you wouldn't understand."


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 3:43 pm
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Posted : 06/06/2015 3:44 pm
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This is going to be a let down now considering the above posts.

You are too modest!


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 3:46 pm
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The Hitler is magnificent - definitely go for that one


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 4:03 pm
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Chapeau for sharing. I really how you didn't pay for their mistake, more than you have already that is.


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 4:25 pm
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As a man who has had a barber cut his ear instead of his hair (ow!), had his mates shave a big stripe out of the top of my head and left the hairdressers with a tiny mohawk, which was their idea of "a straightforward no maintenance haircut", I have to say that compared to you I got off very lucky.

I now cut my own hair, then the only person I can blame is myself. Slightly balding 26 year old...


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 4:43 pm
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Sieg heil!!


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 4:46 pm
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Posted : 06/06/2015 4:52 pm
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Hitler is a timeless look, I'd go with that.


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 4:52 pm
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The Hitler look is strong.


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 4:54 pm
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lol !!! The North Korean leader look wins for me on the 4th pic


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 5:03 pm
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OP earlier:

http://captiongenerator.com/33103/Hitler-loses-his-KOM-on-Blackstar


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 5:28 pm
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Monday morning at work will be interesting for you!


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 6:17 pm
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Posted : 06/06/2015 6:23 pm
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The fade is ok actually, it's made to look a lot worse in the photos. The fact I have a big dollop of white / grey hair over both my temples makes it look worse.

Not back at work until 22nd June, so it's got plenty of time to grow out before the boys at work put me to the sword.

I didn't pay for the cut or the Hipster Pomade.


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 6:58 pm
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Knew I'd seen the OP before
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Posted : 06/06/2015 8:28 pm
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At least you have hair O.P!

From Captain Picard!

Shave it off!


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 8:50 pm
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Oh my god. Best thread for ages... Thank you ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 8:59 pm
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Hitler has me genuinely LOLing ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 10:38 pm
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Cheer me up that has. Thanks OP.

You've really nailed it.

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Posted : 06/06/2015 10:54 pm
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Never mind your atrocious hair rape incident, I'm more shocked at the fact you're still using an iPhone 3GS, that's more embarrassing than any possible haircut ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 06/06/2015 11:03 pm
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Posted : 07/06/2015 3:36 am
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chin up op eh ๐Ÿ˜‰

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i could go on ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 07/06/2015 5:28 am
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Not far off messi hair..

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Posted : 07/06/2015 6:58 am
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One of the few threads where a truly promising title hasn't been let down by poor posts. The llama pics were particularly brilliant - I just spat coffee on to the breakfast table and received a big frown from Mrs JAMJ and a guffaw from sprogs 2 & 3.

I don't say this lightly but OP and other posters I salute you!


 
Posted : 07/06/2015 9:10 am
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Well done OP the hitler is phenomenal and I agree that when i saw Messi I thought of this thread


 
Posted : 07/06/2015 9:42 am
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That, Sir, is tremendous ๐Ÿ˜†

An actual LOL thread!

Reminds me of my brother going for a haircut in town as a yoof. Haircut done, the hairdresser asked if it was all OK in the mirror.
It was not.
But my bro, being shy, of course said yes that's great and paid (with tip!) and left.

He went to another hairdresser and told them his mate had just cut his hair with kitchen scissors and he needed it tidied up. She did so while commenting that his mate didn't do too bad considering it was his first go ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 07/06/2015 9:48 am
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I was hoping pics would appear on this thread and, I have to say, they don't disappoint. You, sir, look like a ****.


 
Posted : 07/06/2015 1:58 pm
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Hmm +1 for the Adolf look ๐Ÿ™‚ just right for a tie in wiv that Kung poo movie.

got mine cut yesterday and hardressers just got a new Orange cyclocross bike... I came out looking like the **** I went in though just slightly shorter hair,


 
Posted : 07/06/2015 3:50 pm
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Time to get training...

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Posted : 07/06/2015 3:56 pm
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Last time I went to a crap barber's he finished and asked me if I wanted anything on it. I replied that I'd like a pair of knickers. Puzzled, he asked why. I replied that as he made me look like a **** I might as well dress it like one.


 
Posted : 07/06/2015 4:34 pm
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Actually, The Wife hasn't stopped stroking my stubbly bits. She has repeated "it's alright", so although I look like a **** I might be on to a winner.

Think yourself lucky. I occasionally shave mine with a blade, and spend the day wistfully fondling the little crease at the back of my head. It's only thanks to the little whisper of stubble that I don't hand myself in.........


 
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