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[Closed] I've just spurted my coconut milk all over the kitchen

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Just the usual, carefully open the can then find all the solids are at the top so I have to stick a spoon in to mix it. One quick prod and the next thing there is cloudy white fluid all over the kettle, the hob and the worktop.

Bad korma?


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 7:17 pm
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Criminal
You'll have a bounty on your head if not careful.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 7:20 pm
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I hope your wife hasn't seen the mess, shell be furious.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 7:26 pm
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Stop trying to milk it.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 7:44 pm
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Don't be shy, you can flesh out the detail.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 7:54 pm
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Spilling coconut can macaroom awful messy


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 8:01 pm
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I know this lass Katherine from Hyderabad who works as a cleaner near you so if you're struggling with any stubborn stains, give her a call and she'll pop round and desi Kate it.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 8:04 pm
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You've emptied your nut milk all over the kitchen? ๐Ÿ˜ฏ


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 8:05 pm
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That's right drac, he's just palming it off as something else.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 8:07 pm
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Is it always after "one quick prod"?
Seriously though, if you're short of ingredients for your planned curry, switch to cooking up a Tarka - like a korma, but a little otter......


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 8:09 pm
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Is it always after "one quick prod"?

Another STW case of premature exaggeration.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 8:29 pm
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This is such a naan event.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 8:31 pm
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#moremiddleclassthanyou


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 9:32 pm
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Ooh, I laksa good coconut thread, I does.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 10:20 pm
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You're raita bout that, this sort of thing is great!


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 10:21 pm
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Everyone needs to be a bit korma in the thread, before it all kicks off.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 10:23 pm
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Come on people, don't be shy.


 
Posted : 23/01/2015 10:28 pm