[Closed] I've just eaten a phal...

My wife can't read her book for me chuckling away like a 10 year old

What a shit ending!

Well that's it chaps, fun over. Although I think it'll be a while before I need to adorn the throne again, the trots have stopped and it's been a quiet night.

Despite a deep cleanse I the shower last night and this morning i am still quite tender. If you're ever contemplating a Phal or about to do something that could result in a spell in Her Majesty's Pleasure, re-read this thread carefully and consider the potential consequences to your rear end.

I for one am going no further than my trusty Jalfrezi in e future.