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I'm utterly perplexed at the sheer number of posters here who seemingly don't understand the concept of a knock-knock joke.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Umm... who's there?"
Also, "interrupting cow" is the correct answer.
what's red and invisible?
No tomatoes
Who's there?
How do mathematicians deal with constipation?
Work it out with a pencil...
Two fish in a tank.
One says "have you got a license to drive this thing?"
Fish swims into a wall.
Damn.
Green fire exit signs.
I hear they're on the way out.
[quote=Cougar ]Who's there?
to get to the other side
Who's there?
The lights are on but nobody's home
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Knock knock
Who's there
Bigish
Bigish who
No thanks.
Nicholas girls shouldn't ride bicycles.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show...
Frappe, frappe.
Qui est la?
Lors
Lors qui?
Oui....
Ok, that's pretty good.
"Knock Knock"
"who's ther..."
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Two budgies on a perch
Budgie #1 says .........can you smell fish ?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isobel.
Isobel who?
Isobel necessary on a bicycle.
Topical but still not funny.
Snowman 1 to snowman 2:
Can you smell carrots?
Goldfish one:where are we?
Goldfish two :in a tank
Goldfish one, cool you drive I'll shoot.
What dyou call a man with a bit of wood balanced on his head
Edward
With 3 bits?
Edward woodward
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch
Hatch who?
Gazuntite!
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Philip Glass.
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I've turned myself around.... and that's what it's all about.
